Why's he saying he needs us to get up?! Marylebone I've been up since 7am, portioned out stew I'd cooked over night in the slow cooker, stripped and remade bed (no sharting here tho), done my organised mum method tasks, pegged my washing out on the line (smell the wealth), seen my teen off to school as he isn't on Easter hols until Thursday, showered, skincare done, walked dog round the block and all done by 10.30am. I'm now sat in my back garden with a cuppa relaxing before I go to work for an 8 hour shift (nae 30min shifts there hens)
YOU need to get up, YOU need inspiring to create a better life, we do not need you inspiring us ya wee sack of spuds.