Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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Welcome ma lovelie

Can I ask what highlight traumatised you the most 🀣🀣🀣 for me its no 1: the singing, 2: the blind nikita dug and AM surprise visit to Shartsville
It was the singing!!!!! I only managed a few seconds of killing me softly, skipped to find it even worse before I retreated back in ma lain. Sorry if I’ve let you down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³tempted to go back and see what blind Nikita dug is though πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€žπŸ»
 
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R .o. u. t. i. n. e. (my routine has the extra space back in it's lane)

M. a. r. i. o. y. o, u. a. r. e. a. d. i. c. k.

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bleeping hell 😳😳😳😳 what the duck have I just watched. 😭
Ah think us Tattlers shud dae a shart ...ah mean flash mob dance ootside Beirut towers fur his birthday.

So if youse kin aw start learning the
R. .O.U.T.I.N.E oan below link #notanad that'll be ab fab ma lovelies 😘

 
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I’ve seen it loads of times but it still has me pyoor creased every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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What is R .O.U.T.I.N.E?
Never spoke to Barbie ever... Because it's for wee girls and boyZ Marion jumps on it because everyone else is.
Cannae wait for AuGust now let's see if he goes for a Barbie theme party but who would go? He has 0 mates.
 
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It was the singing!!!!! I only managed a few seconds of killing me softly, skipped to find it even worse before I retreated back in ma lain. Sorry if I’ve let you down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³tempted to go back and see what blind Nikita dug is though πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€žπŸ»
Welcome Ma lovely! I’m so jealous that you are experiencing the fever dream that is Mario fae the first time
 
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What is R .O.U.T.I.N.E?
Never spoke to Barbie ever... Because it's for wee girls and boyZ Marion jumps on it because everyone else is.
Cannae wait for AuGust now let's see if he goes for a Barbie theme party but who would go? He has 0 mates.
Am sure the lassies will be roon for a shot of his redundant dyson and wee root thru Dereks his cupboards to join his barbie party
 
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Welcome Ma lovely! I’m so jealous that you are experiencing the fever dream that is Mario fae the first time
Ha me too. I read the Wiki before coming to the threads and I was howling! It is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time. I would love to ho back and read it for the first time again.
 
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I’ve seen it loads of times but it still has me pyoor creased every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ah've goat it bookmarked, kin sleep safe at night kenning aw wull never need tae hunt fur it again. The wee wink afore he high kicks #chefskiss 🀣🀣🀣🀣

And the πŸ₯”β™₯is always a fave tae see anytime 🀭
 
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So the wee scheme rat who isn't an"influencer" but is actually "this wee f***ing influencer" needs to be on his obsession for today which is The Hunted and he would "be good at it":rolleyes:.
So is this an admission that because he is good at hiding from the polis when they raid Seedhill, he is destined to be a successful fugitive ? The thought of Wee Marion being dumped on a beach somewhere and having to make it to the mainland without being found, or find his way to a remote hut on an island is farcical not factual.
He needs an escort to and from London, can't see were he is going with his Kerry Katonas and couldn't hide in bush without needing a shite.
Can just see him wearing his prison orange shorts & hoodie to the auditions brandishing his shart card, name dropping SS and Mrs H as his celeb pals.
 
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Mario, get your massive nose from Hinches hoop!.
He's so thirsty for her attention, the creepy little freak πŸ˜–

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So the wee scheme rat who isn't an"influencer" but is actually "this wee f***ing influencer" needs to be on his obsession for today which is The Hunted and he would "be good at it":rolleyes:.
So is this an admission that because he is good at hiding from the polis when they raid Seedhill, he is destined to be a successful fugitive ? The thought of Wee Marion being dumped on a beach somewhere and having to make it to the mainland without being found, or find his way to a remote hut on an island is farcical not factual.
He needs an escort to and from London, can't see were he is going with his Kerry Katonas and couldn't hide in bush without needing a shite.
Can just see him wearing his prison orange shorts & hoodie to the auditions brandishing his shart card, name dropping SS and Mrs H as his celeb pals.
He's a delusional twit
 
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Mario, get your massive nose from Hinches hoop!.
He's so thirsty for her attention, the creepy little freak πŸ˜–

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He's a delusional twit
If he had pals he would be the type to write β€œcongrats again! Can’t believe I don’t need to keep it secret anymore!” On pregnancy and engagement announcements just so everyone knows he knew first
 
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If he had pals he would be the type to write β€œcongrats again! Can’t believe I don’t need to keep it secret anymore!” On pregnancy and engagement announcements just so everyone knows he knew first
Yes!, the little dick is definitely that type 🀨
 
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