Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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His ‘Karen’ hair pouf is visible from across a shopping centre, I’m dying.
Also a bit concerned Madonna’s hubby called Martin handsome and Deeks a troll
 
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Tae quote a scammer you do you @Madonna hen, ah'll be chanting youse fae the rooftoaps when your OH asks youse tae shart aw ower him while he rogers youse ower the bath. Spine bright
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Tell your partner we’re all chanting him on fae the rooftops but next time he better get in a wee selfie I need to see Mario in comparison to a regular sized human
Oanly Julies get a selfie with Marion hen #fact
 
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I’m so jealous your husband is involved in this. . If mine got involved like this our relationship would be
His ‘Karen’ hair pouf is visible from across a shopping centre, I’m dying.
Also a bit concerned Madonna’s hubby called Martin handsome and Deeks a troll
Excuse me hen, please get back into your own lane. He called Dead Deek handsome. I appreciate it’s the difference between calling a dogs jobbie handsome and a human jobbie handsome, but each to their own. My partner lives his own power
 
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I’m dying at this I love that in the same sentence Marion is she, him & then back to she again
The air will be blue tonight in the hamster cage, pure raging.
 
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I thought Maz had a pompom hat in that pic till I realised it was his actual, badly cut, hair!
 
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Excuse me hen, please get back into your own lane. He called Dead Deek handsome. I appreciate it’s the difference between calling a dogs jobbie handsome and a human jobbie handsome, but each to their own. My partner lives his own power
Oh thank god, I thought he was afflicted with his own bespoke Kerry katonas calling Mario handsome. I’ve violently swerved back into my own lane now, to you both, spine bright
 
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“Night made” no ma quote, after seeing that Marion and deed Deek in the wild photie. Security is well and truly compromised. Legacy also compromised
 
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Madonna you've inspired me for a new profile picture. What a legacy you've given us tonight.
 
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Madonna you've inspired me for a new profile picture. What a legacy you've given us tonight.
Does that mean I’m now a blue tick influencer hen? Shall I call up the Daily Record for a bespoke interview of my “I could see all of his flat from the front door” and Louise at Discoutedbeds.ltd for my #Welldeserved freebie #ad bed and sofa?
 
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Has he got a bobble hat on or is that his new haircut?
 
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Just when you think his hair can't get any worse, we get his side profile from a distance!! I am clutching my beak!!
 
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Am I dreaming or did he post a whole load of talking stories and then delete them?
 
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Well well well deed Deek has risen fae the grave n wiz dragged straight to mcds by oor very ain virgin Marion, wit a bespoke Easter miracle we huv been blessed wae oan this day ae dawn
 
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The beak... the butchered hair cut
The squint
The 4ft 7 of Deek

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha
 
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Marion saying he’s had a really awful terrible night but we know he was shuffling toon Braehead over 3 hours ago with not a care in the world. I don’t understand the really stupid lies that he continually tells. Baffling.
 
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Marion saying he’s had a really awful terrible night but we know he was shuffling toon Braehead over 3 hours ago with not a care in the world. I don’t understand the really stupid lies that he continually tells. Baffling.
Must have ruined his treatit day when he caught up oan the threads during the McGills ride hame.
 
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