Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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menopausalmargrit

Why does he look like he’s got his hair in a bun? I am screaming!
 
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Madge2022

@Madonna hen you've won the internet fur the day, feck it you've won it forever, ma beak is well and truly clutched
 
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Freefalling

menopausalmargrit said:
Why does he look like he’s got his hair in a bun? I am screaming!
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I'm honestly buckled at this, my middle wain is looking at me like I've two heids it 100% does look like he's on a wee hair piece

He's gonna do his dinger the night, we are in for a treat #treatit
 
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TheGoblinKing

Hello ma loveleis x
I've been away living ma best life at a wee rock concert last night (I told Hayley Williams to Sing it Hen but she dinnae hear me)

Glad to see I've missed nothing and he's still a deluded wee witchbag
 
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Freefalling

Better class of bog roll in markies Remember that Instagram we don't talk about, remember the talc talk. He's away to powder his nose, no sorry ass!
 
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Shrekssister

AllieBee said:
So he's in McDs but gone to shart in M&S bogs lol? Is M&S next door? Fucking cretin
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Hen if you don’t know you’ll get tae know. M and s is a trek away fae McDonald’s you pass at least 2 sets of toilets to get there. There’s toilets right next to McDonald’s including a disabled shart card approved loo
 
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AllieBee

Shrekssister said:
Hen if you don’t know you’ll get tae know. M and s is a trek away fae McDonald’s you pass at least 2 sets of toilets to get there. There’s toilets right next to McDonald’s including a disabled shart card approved loo
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Ha thanks! Thankfully I live the other end of the country to our Maz so have zero chance of catching it in the wild!
 
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Madonna

Madge2022 said:
Madonna, get oan witness protection and get a new identity, otherwise your OH wull be thinking of Marion while pumping youse over the bath.
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Hen, sorry but you have to kick mop your way into catching Marion and Funny Fags Deek in the wild. A wise small business influencer once told me to get UP, get OUT, and get LIVING my life. So I’ll sing these photos from the roof top. Tons of love
 
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Shrekssister

Tell your partner we’re all chanting him on fae the rooftops but next time he better get in a wee selfie I need to see Mario in comparison to a regular sized human
 
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SuzyE

Brilliant! We're making your partner a Tattler
 
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Shrekssister

They look like a mammy and son school shopping
 
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