Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

That washing up bowl looks tiny too. But nae mind lovelies, he’s taught us all how to budget spend an extortionate amount of money on shit he doesn’t need
 
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Skyflier6727

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:
That washing up bowl looks tiny too. But nae mind lovelies, he’s taught us all how to budget spend an extortionate amount of money on shit he doesn’t need
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Dunno why he’s even bothering with a washing up bowl as he never cooks or eats in. Maybe he does the dishes at Castlevecci’s in exchange for a pickled onion
 
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ohdoris

What language is he speaking cos it’s not English !! Youse instead of use ?!! Marion, get to know Hen
 
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2


You’re as in you are a cleaner… it’s basic English, the most easiest thing ever. EVERY FUCKING TIME. He’s a thick cunt. And you use electric not youse.
 
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HappyLittleSnail

For the amount he spent on that washing up bowl and draining board along with the other useless shit he’s bought this month, they could have got a cheap return flight to a European city or gone for a proper slap up meal. My husband treated me and his mum to a proper steak lunch today. Absolutely gorgeous. Bill came to about £185 for the three of us (smell the wealth) but I’ll remember having such a lovely afternoon for years to come. Will he be thinking about that pointless washing up bowl when he looks back on the year? Highly doubtful.
 
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SuzyE

His nose is that big it's nearly squashed flat against his cheek

 
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Galaxy 10

Never understood a washing up bowl and at that price seriously what a fuckin sad fat bitch ... also gives me donkey from shrek vibes from that video of him clutching his ski slope
 
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Very Cherry

SuzyE said:
His nose is that big it's nearly squashed flat against his cheek

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I took the same screenshot of his humungous beak squashed sideways for when I need a laugh. There’s used to be a school maw when my eldest daughter was at primary school that had a beak like his and I always called her ‘plasticine beak’ to Mr Cherry as he didn’t know her name.
 

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CrapEars

Why, when he’s doing his long, pointless rants, does he keep pushing his hair (what’s left of it) back and dragging his hand over his face like he’s having the worst day ever. He was doing it the other day during his 51166188172 dots of doom. He looks mournful and drags his hand about all over his face like he JUST CAN’T!!!!
It annoys me way more than it should.
 
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