The 0.001% is making me howl
The 0.001% is making me howlNot with this level of engagement...
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I'm not really a cat person, I love dogs. But that poor thing looks scared. What has that arsehole done to her? I haven't ever seen a cat with that expression. This doesn't look rite. I want to go get herView attachment 2087822
She looks terrifiedI have 2 cats, both over 10 years old I've had them from kittens and they have never had this defensive pose or scared look that Rayn has. I feel so bad for her, I wish someone could rescue her
He's tapped in the head, he has to be because nothing he ever says makes sense.Logic, Mario style:
1/ When you get a visitor to your insta, who wants to see what you’re about before committing to following you, it’s important to block them straight away so they can’t decide if they like you and want to follow.
2/ when you tell somebody you’re a cleaner, and they continue to chat normally, it’s essential to interpret that as judgement and ‘being made to feel degraded.’ Also, cleaners are ‘forgotten about,’ - despite him just having shared the lovely voucher he had for a steak dinner at an actual good restaurant, received from his ‘clients’
3/ loves his profession, but nevertheless, is just setting the scene for a wee musko skeletal claim on his PIP.
4/ can’t be bothered spending time filming, but wants to move to YouTube to do twice weekly hour long videos.
But what about the hundreds of messages?Not with this level of engagement...
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Wonder if he’ll turn the comments off on YouTube as he does on other platforms?Fucking YouTubewho even uses YouTube any more?
Don’t forget to set up your MySpace account whilst you’re at it, hen
Mr Tinkerbell cat told me to put my air pods on if I wanted to watch the 1818161939391 dots of utter doom because he hates martins voice as he doesn’t fuck upI will hold my hands up and say I watched his stories (husbands watching the golf) he turns to me and says… does this bloke ever shut up!
No dear no he fucking doesn’t lol
Somebody must be writing them for him because they seem quite articulate and we know he is anything but.Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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He’s “taught us all how to budget”Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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“You have taught us all how to budget”……… fuck off!Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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Mr Lamb is the same ma lovlie. Tells me to get that dickhead off or he’ll throw my phone out the windowMr Tinkerbell cat told me to put my air pods on if I wanted to watch the 1818161939391 dots of utter doom because he hates martins voice as he doesn’t fuck up
The “ i need u to get up” kills me everytime! He posts it at 10am on a Tuesday when most of us have probably already been up for at least 4 hoursHappy Easter to THE funniest thread on here #factual
Was just thinking on what he said last night about he knows who watches without following and then he blocks.....the way he said it was like he got joy out of threatening people with a block. His account is so negative and toxic. He's always moaning, swearing, wishing the days away, moaning about how this app drains his time, NOT showing any actual cleaning and comes across a very jealous person to me. All those fake posts with "I need you to get up" etc blah blah are so not inspiring. Really why anyone gets Inspo from him or his account I genuinely don't know. Why is he so negative? Surely he'd get more enjoyment out of the app if he changed his vibe.
If he was more upbeat and just be grateful for having a job, a partner, health and a roof over his head then he might come across as a better person. He just seems a bit nasty if I'm honest and very selfish.
Each to their own in how they live their lives but Christ he is a mood hoover.
Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factualMr Lamb is the same ma lovlie. Tells me to get that dickhead off or he’ll throw my phone out the window
1. His fans ur as illiterate as him.Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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Hinch is using some of Marion's patter these days, he really is an #influencer noo!Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factual
But Marion need youse tae get up. #lifecoachmarionI’m going back to bed. That’s me done.
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