He makes me vom in my real Prada bag. Smell the wealth and the piss from HMP Beirut.
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Caught in ten seconds, either by the shart trail or his Roy Cropper bag #factSo the wee scheme rat who isn't an"influencer" but is actually "this wee f***ing influencer" needs to be on his obsession for today which is The Hunted and he would "be good at it".
So is this an admission that because he is good at hiding from the polis when they raid Seedhill, he is destined to be a successful fugitive ? The thought of Wee Marion being dumped on a beach somewhere and having to make it to the mainland without being found, or find his way to a remote hut on an island is farcical not factual.
He needs an escort to and from London, can't see were he is going with his Kerry Katonas and couldn't hide in bush without needing a shite.
Can just see him wearing his prison orange shorts & hoodie to the auditions brandishing his shart card, name dropping SS and Mrs H as his celeb pals.
Marion wouldn't last on hunted. He's always in same place his 'safe' place (shed) b&m, home bargains, jam jar, fav chip shop, m&s, dentist, work (only place he doesn't tag) Cannae risk his safety. Can't even get a train to London and back himself he needs Deek Deek to pick him up, never been out the country, Blackpool & London. He wouldn't know where to go, he can't see and he is to scared to ask for help because his Kerry katonas.
Only time Marion runs is to go buy Hinch new range, some pal she is eh stopped sending you freebies? Since everything else she's gave you had never been seen again.
Also 3 days until am on holiday, been Soo busy with work since chrisstmas so anaul leave fur me, Soo ayye try ma best keep up with you loveliees while am sunning myself at new inlaws holiday home or maybe I'll just stay hame go b&m and jam jar and he home cosy 5pm with all 11 of candles/diffusers/air fresheners scattered across 3 rooms.
Sprine bright tons blessings
Only time Marion runs is to go buy Hinch new range, some pal she is eh stopped sending you freebies? Since everything else she's gave you had never been seen again.
Also 3 days until am on holiday, been Soo busy with work since chrisstmas so anaul leave fur me, Soo ayye try ma best keep up with you loveliees while am sunning myself at new inlaws holiday home or maybe I'll just stay hame go b&m and jam jar and he home cosy 5pm with all 11 of candles/diffusers/air fresheners scattered across 3 rooms.
Sprine bright tons blessings
Came here tae say the same thing Isa hen. The bleep who canny cross the road himself or read signs cause heβs a blind as a bat thinks heβd be good on Hunted hahahaha right ye are Martin. Think heβs been puffing some a Deeks ganja.Marion wouldn't last on hunted. He's always in same place his 'safe' place (shed) b&m, home bargains, jam jar, fav chip shop, m&s, dentist, work (only place he doesn't tag) Cannae risk his safety. Can't even get a train to London and back himself he needs Deek Deek to pick him up, never been out the country, Blackpool & London. He wouldn't know where to go, he can't see and he is to scared to ask for help because his Kerry katonas.
Only time Marion runs is to go buy Hinch new range, some pal she is eh stopped sending you freebies? Since everything else she's gave you had never been seen again.
Also 3 days until am on holiday, been Soo busy with work since chrisstmas so anaul leave fur me, Soo ayye try ma best keep up with you loveliees while am sunning myself at new inlaws holiday home or maybe I'll just stay hame go b&m and jam jar and he home cosy 5pm with all 11 of candles/diffusers/air fresheners scattered across 3 rooms.
Sprine bright tons blessings
That bespoke place Jam Jarβs menu reads like the party food aisle in Iceland. Deep fried beige coronary oan a plate. So aye.
I mean he is right in some way... He would be hunted to doubt about it. It's all they fumes as well from the 284778392 smelly crap stuff he's got. Soo ayye guy is a muppet.
Youse don't huv a Marion beak though ma lovelie #ifyounoseyounose
No? Mazdas nostrils are heightened from all the drugs he did in the 90s out raving. Take me back hen!!!
Go oan Rayn, keep you power doll. She's been sick on his padded cell 
factual.
factual.
Ave fixed that fur you henThinks he'd be good on Cunted.
That's aww am saying today.
#collab #thankshen
G'wan Rayne hen! tit up the walls! #raynesprotest #freerayne
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They are the bizarrest couple. Deek sounds like hes been on the bong all day. Stoned as duck. Mazdas bingo wings wobbling. This is what happens if you don't listen in school kids. Two gays, a vomiting feline and a prison cell.
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They are the bizarrest couple. Deek sounds like hes been on the bong all day. Stoned as duck. Mazdas bingo wings wobbling. This is what happens if you don't listen in school kids. Two gays, a vomiting feline and a prison cell.
Why is marionette washing and tumble drying bedding when he has mare bedsets than aww us out together so aye
F.A.N.N.Y
F.A.N.N.Y
Grow up you weirdo. You're nearly friggin 40 not 14
Well done Rayne hen, huv aGo oan Rayn, keep you power doll. She's been sick on his padded cell
in his mouth while he's sleeping.Baby girul Rayne, the OG Tattler since 2018.
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He must huv seen ma party ideas. Remember and gie me credit Marion and nae debates #fact
Laughing at the stupid, flat heided neep thinking he would be any good on Hunted. 
He widnae last 5 minutes, clutching his belly needing a nervous shite and there's nae hiding that beak. 
Get in the bin you jumped up, obese Wotsit
He widnae last 5 minutes, clutching his belly needing a nervous shite and there's nae hiding that beak. Get in the bin you jumped up, obese Wotsit
I feel sorry fur the junkie neighbours putting oan washing machine and tumble dryer that late at night ...8pm!!!
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