Phones in the drawer but the laptop is fully charged with bookmarks for tattle and a Wikihow on how to do bubble writing on a powerpoint
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Every single post that i read on here, I'm HOWLING! 
Honestly ye are the funniest fuckers! Every single day ye make me laugh so much, life is tough but ye make me smile, so thank you. A 20kg bag of tattie hearts to you all! 🤎
. I'm fully aware I sound like Marion sending himself bespoke love and praise from his burner phone!
Honestly ye are the funniest fuckers! Every single day ye make me laugh so much, life is tough but ye make me smile, so thank you. A 20kg bag of tattie hearts to you all! 🤎. I'm fully aware I sound like Marion sending himself bespoke love and praise from his burner phone! 
here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. xI found this ma lovelie
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Shall I spend my bank holiday weekend time wisely and read Marion's threads from the very beginning, he could be my specialist subject on Mastermind
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Marion and her sweaty pits and tattie hearts
Oh ma good God, thanks doll ye certainly ken and noo ah dae tae.
Hope reliving this wullnae gie you nightmares.
I'm away tae check oot all his stories noo but ah will stay in ma lane!
I’ve worked out why he’s on a comma- it’s nearly May, it’s time for candy cane lane to go back up
Hi lovelies, long time lurker here and just have to say….
When he waves at himself in that bedroom mirror wearing that chuffing ‘housecoat’ it makes me want to actually hurt myself! It makes me cringe so bad.
Sorry if this has been said before, I had to get that out.
As you were.
When he waves at himself in that bedroom mirror wearing that chuffing ‘housecoat’ it makes me want to actually hurt myself! It makes me cringe so bad.
Sorry if this has been said before, I had to get that out.
As you were.
It’s much needed ma lovelie, much needed. He’s got voiceovers to prepare for next weekWhat is utter me timehow does it differ from a normal weekend for him?? Is he planning a weekend long wank-a-thon?
Got these for when Marion comes on to tell me what day it is and to reassure all his worried followers after his comma break
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Soooo if the phone goes in the drawer are we stuck on Friday? Asking before I crack into another bottle of gin.
Clutching ma beak imagining him dancing his bespoke socks off while the police are at the flats investigating attempted murders and other crimes.
Aye hen we are. Hang in there and keep mop kicking it. We will soon be M O N D A Y keep you power hen!
The burp 
The dancing! Night made!! Absolutely hilarious What was he thinking? Why would he do that? So many questions
What was he thinking? Why would he do that? So many questions 
ma lovelie I’ve had a few of themUntil ye ken how tae dae a bespoke PowerPoint Febreze presentation stay in yer ain lane ma loverlie
And we bump up viewing figures by quite a bit
Kin ye tell me what the tattie is aboot, ah've seen it in a few Marion posts. If ye ken ye ken but I dinna ken ma loverlie
but as someone I think posted he made a wee potato sign instead of a heart with his strangler fingers when he was dancing 
That’s quite alright hen if you don’t know ye huv ti get ti know K
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You crack on ma lovelie. Just remember … practice makes okay! So ayeI've been out with mr dayn, local Italian... Well, stuffed with 70yr old KarensOne of the grandads ordered broo shetta (bruschetta) and the ladies ordered a pro shekko (prosecco) THE IRRITATION. Anyway, food good, but felt like Mario. Might start cutting my own hair.
Pure ears and dog hair being flung about the close stairs whilst Mario is belting oot higher love and “sweating in your PJs” so boujee
Av watched this so many times during my Mario Tattle journey, I reckon I could do this exact choreography every time I hear this song. Complete with sweat patches n aww.
She may be oan a comma fae the weekend ma lovelies, but all hope is not lost.
The last time he was aff this app he got papped in the wild with the now infamous Shart Card.
Let’s hope for another!
The last time he was aff this app he got papped in the wild with the now infamous Shart Card.
Let’s hope for another!
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