Ma lovelies imagine going to the barbers for a bespoke hair cut and your hair still looking like this….
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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Deeks eyes are as red as wee Marion's baboon arse
The chippy wis shut am ragin, wouldn’t get this type of treatment fae castlevechi
Aw hen you should have battered their letterbox in shrieking “DO YOU KNOW WHO AM UR?!”
Don't mention letter boaxes around these parts hen that's a sensitive subject #fumming
I need you to
get up! I'm counting on
you to show me who the
true survivors in this life
truly are! It lights a fire
under me to get up also!
Not ma quote, but we move. Tonsa blessing.
Get up everyone. I, Mario is speaking.
If you don't then how do you get your scran from the kitchen or even go to the loo?
With all those apostrophes as well, he is making so much sense tha day.
If you don't then how do you get your scran from the kitchen or even go to the loo?
With all those apostrophes as well, he is making so much sense tha day.
Hahaha what a load of guff. He doesn't get hunners of messages lying toad. No I'm.not getting up you bossy bastard, Ive just got into bed. Although I would to have the pleasure of seeing you burn maybe.
What a fud 
Mortified for him. The tiktok therapist has a lot to answer for!
The only fire under him is his ring sting after that spicy pizza
Mortified for him. The tiktok therapist has a lot to answer for!The only fire under him is his ring sting after that spicy pizza
Stop it!
I don’t know who he thinks he is telling people to get up and live their lives when he’s back home and tucked up with a takeaway by 5:30 most weekends. Never left the country, barely works, doesn’t have a driving licence and is content in living in a teeny tiny little flat. My four year old has a more buzzing social life than him! We’re out doing fun things every single weekend and he’s already been to four countries since lockdown lifted, including Australia!
And his new green coat is clearly beige…
Howling
It’s Sunday hens. We move ……
Ugh, treating myself in the bath to a bespoke hair removal journeeee. Got to be deemed to be making an effort as Mr Caw taking me for some lethal 
and booked a hot tub room tonight for my birthday. I'm sure he plans on turning it into our very own bumming fort. He can get ta duck with that but I might treat him to a wee quick missionary 
I'm 40 bleeping 1, room service and a burger will be just fine, I can't be arsed with the acrobatics anymore.
I'm crabbit lovelies. Spine bright.
and booked a hot tub room tonight for my birthday. I'm sure he plans on turning it into our very own bumming fort. He can get ta duck with that but I might treat him to a wee quick missionary I'm 40 bleeping 1, room service and a burger will be just fine, I can't be arsed with the acrobatics anymore.
I'm crabbit lovelies. Spine bright.
Mario, hen
We're already up.
Up spending time with oor friends & family.
Up going on holidays.
Up no being chased by debt collectors.
Up getting in our cars.
Up opening oor front & back doors.
Up no having a haircut consisting of cockateil feathers & bald patches.
So aye
Tons blessings
Don't leave yer Sunday reset fur too long ma lovelie, Marion is relying on youse #mopkickDefinitely rattled lastnight wasn't he
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Watch youse don't drown if he tell youse tae bend ower the hoat tub ma lovelie.Ugh, treating myself in the bath to a bespoke hair removal journeeee. Got to be deemed to be making an effort as Mr Caw taking me for some lethal
I'm 40 bleeping 1, room service and a burger will be just fine, I can't be arsed with the acrobatics anymore.
I'm crabbit lovelies. Spine bright.
Happy birthday
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Don't leave yer Sunday reset fur too long ma lovelie, Marion is relying on youse #mopkick
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Watch youse don't drown if he tell youse tae bend ower the hoat tub ma lovelie.
Happy birthday
Jesus the things that hotel hot tub must have seen and here I am going along to its traumas.
Don’t age yourself ma luvlie. Maybe he could wash you doon in the shower lit Mazdas binsUgh, treating myself in the bath to a bespoke hair removal journeeee. Got to be deemed to be making an effort as Mr Caw taking me for some lethal
I'm 40 bleeping 1, room service and a burger will be just fine, I can't be arsed with the acrobatics anymore.
I'm crabbit lovelies. Spine bright.
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