Ah'd pay good money tae see him walking through Beirut wi his croc charms oan.Does he think heโs Gen Z or something? Never seen a grown arse adult with croc charms
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Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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Oh for duck's sake....Tacky stickers for his Crocs. As if Christian Dior would have anything like that on his clothing range
Grow up Mario, you're not a teenagerView attachment 2056852
He's not serious, surely? 
I love Crocs and some jibbets are cute (getting a pair for my holiday abroad this summer #smellthewealth Marlon 
) ,but those are actually hideous and I'm embarrassed for him! 
Hen, its a wee case o the bed heid hair and nae debates. He needs to get ta bed wi a bespoke hair net oan so aye. Will go lovely wi his mother o the bride hoosecoat. Tonsa love
We all know heโs no in charge of his own taxes, never mind the UKโs. The wee scrote must owe HMRC thousands for all the homers he does, sticking the money in his petty cash and not doing an SA return. And thatโs factual.Just be thankful heโs no in charge a oor taxes hen so aye
FLASH ahah, cleans up the impossible Attachments
He'll need to douse the bumming fort in it. I pity the person who gets the concrete breezeblock after him. Hopefully it's burned.
' l feel so grown up '...So you feckin should. You're nearly a 40 year old man not a teenager who puts stickers on his Crocs, gets all cosy in bed early, gets all excited watching Disney, puts out sweets in little bowls, and the list goes on, so start being a man
Doesnโt come as a surprise that his crocs are in the shade โIBS brownโ
Crocs are bizarre. I have some fake crocs just to shove my feet into if I need to go in the garden, but they are ugly and hideous. He doesn't even have a garden so surely he doesn't wear them out? Or does he? Mincing along with his daft kids stickers on them, his awful hair bouncing around on the top of his head, he's an absolute moron
Hen the jizz batter aff the two a them are burning holes in the breeze block as we speak
Wae their diets itโs definitely no wan fae swallowing. Bet itโs like battery acidHen the jizz batter aff the two a them are burning holes in the breeze block as we speak
He'll never get oan countdoon with his vocabulary skills and the noo his maths. Plonker he is.
Look where he placed his thumb.
He obviously has that much he canna remember where he puts it, does he live in the Tardis ffs,
That flat is tiny AF, how the hell can he possibly lose things there is na space.
Mario...
Also those croc badges.
Look where he placed his thumb.
He obviously has that much he canna remember where he puts it, does he live in the Tardis ffs,
That flat is tiny AF, how the hell can he possibly lose things there is na space.
Mario...
Also those croc badges.
Jeez, at least 3 different cleaners for him to do his flairs with. Maz you live in a pencil box you've got hardly any flairs. Also, he bought shower gel and shampoo, but he doesn't need it. What you buy it for then, you hoarding bellend?He'll never get oan countdoon with his vocabulary skills and the noo his maths. Plonker he is.
Look where he placed his thumb.
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He obviously has that much he canna remember where he puts it, does he live in the Tardis ffs,
That flat is tiny AF, how the hell can he possibly lose things there is na space.
Mario...
Also those croc badges.
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Wee Deek and Nora ...ah mean Marion aw cosy and ready fur bed.Hen, its a wee case o the bed heid hair and nae debates. He needs to get ta bed wi a bespoke hair net oan so aye. Will go lovely wi his mother o the bride hoosecoat. Tonsa love
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Sharts dinni burn ma lovelie
I love a dettol bath (IYKYK) but would never use it to clean because of my cat, why? Because it says it on the bloody back!
imbecile using it on his flairs right around Rayn. Poor wee cat defo canโt breathe in that hellhole.
imbecile using it on his flairs right around Rayn. Poor wee cat defo canโt breathe in that hellhole.
I'm surprised that cat isn't dead yet or tried to jump out the window (again?), Using Dettol plus all the chemicals he sprays around and right over her food bowls, the plug ins and wax melts(I've only used a wax melt once, it gave me a headache), all those different perfumes etc etc
This makes me so sad, poor Rayn.
We had to let our much loved and cared for dog go over the rainbow bridge yesterday due to sudden illness and myself and my whole family are heartbroken. 
How can he be so bloody careless using all these chemicals around his cat, when it specifies on the bottle not to use it around cats! 
I can actually imagine that Iโm can smell those crocs 
So sorry hen. It's heartbreaking when you lose a pet, they really become part of the family. Tattie hearts.This makes me so sad, poor Rayn.
Thank you for the tattie hearts, between all the tears Iโve came on here for a laugh. Yes, they sure are part of the family and our routine, our house and lives feels so different today.So sorry hen. It's heartbreaking when you lose a pet, they really become part of the family. Tattie hearts.
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