Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[Misssj80]

She's keeping it for the new concrete slab reveal ma lovelie #iydkgtk

Do we know when it's arriving? Seems ages ago he said about it

 

[chickenfajitas]

You need to go and get to know the highlights on our martins insta my lovely. You are in for a treat hen, factual. mwah mwah tonsa love xxxxx

after thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed me

 

[Caw1982]

I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you

Not ma quote.
Get on his singing highlights.
Pour a leathal and get ready to clutch your beak.
Tittie bumps xoxo

 

[Babybail93]

after thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed me

As @Caw1982 said, the singing highlights are particularly amazing (fae aw the rang reasons). He really thinks he can hold a tune and harmonises whilst being the lead singer and back up singer

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

As @Caw1982 said, the singing highlights are particularly amazing (fae aw the rang reasons). He really thinks he can hold a tune and harmonises whilst being the lead singer and back up singer

The blind Nikita dog story is a personal fave
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after thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed me

I really need to sit myself down and get some class here hen but I’m pure bespoke jealous of you getting the treat of this all for the first time. Get yourself some snacks and get all cosy on your slab sofa
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The Starbucks drink highlight as my new favourite - just went back to see it again

 

[Kat__lax]

I’ve totally been inspired to go back to the old threads, gonna get aww cosy maybe get one of those lethal drinks and some criss, really push the boat out this T H U S D A Y night

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’m actually a wee bit envious of the people getting to experience him for the first time

 

[Babybail93]

Check out the “Birthday Surprise” highlight @chickenfajitas

It’s brilliant. Comes out of the toilet clutching his stomach because he’s just had an explosive shite

 

[Madge2022]

Ah've noo goat a Friday aff wurk, ah'm a wee part timer #smellthewealth and wuz gonni dae summin sensible like gutting ma bespoke bedsit but feck it life's too short so ah wull use the time wisely and relive Marion's wiki. #fact

 

[Shrekssister]

I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you

Welcome ma wee hen to T H U R S D A Y As a new viewer I highly recommend scrolling back on his profile for the boy wonder highlight for the handsoap kerfuffle and #peppergate

 

[SuzyE]

Check out the “Birthday Surprise” highlight @chickenfajitas

It’s brilliant. Comes out of the toilet clutching his stomach because he’s just had an explosive shite

That's definitely one of my favourites

 

[Shrekssister]

I’m actually a wee bit envious of the people getting to experience him for the first time

I know it's like watching your wean experience Christmas, just sheer joy

 

[AllieBee]

OK I'm.off to hunt the Wiki for birthday surprise. I did read the Wiki when I first came to his threads, was clutching ma beak, pissing my pants and wheezing because I laughed so much and it made me cough thanks to ma bespoke asthma! Must have missed the birthday treat

 

[Macmama]

I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you

Please also enjoy his bespoke collection of co-ats, including Bungle’s skin and the wee woodlouse number so aye. Also his wardrobe full a his fav boujee material, polyester. Spine bright ma luvlie, tonsa love! Xo

 

[bigmouth1927]

Hens! Wheres the blind nikita dug thread? Hit me up. Mop kicking my way outta the night!

 

[Poptart]

If you're new here, check out his Boy Wonder highlight (you'll need to scroll along quite a bit) Enjoy

 

[Sloggingaway]

I was thinking about oor wee Maz last night. He's lead such a sheltered life. He's never had the excitement of getting the keys to his first flat, never experienced a Driving Test. Never been on an absolutely incredible holiday. No Wedding to think back on. No wains to enjoy. Never the absolute joy of buying a brand new car.

All this tit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.

Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that

I know
Poor woman
Sometimes I had a bad day and think of him and his sad pathetic life
So he is doing a public service really
Cheers us up

 

[AllieBee]

I can't see the birthday surprise in his Wiki, and can't see his page as the wee bleep blocked me. Never mind I shall just imagine it instead!

 

[Be kond]

Hens am dead the pat st Clements pic in thread 42 has finished me clean aff so aye

 

[Babybail93]

I can't see the birthday surprise in his Wiki, and can't see his page as the wee bleep blocked me. Never mind I shall just imagine it instead!

Here you go ma lovely

Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

Talking of sharting and showering, I wonder if Mario bothers getting oot the shower tae shite? Or if he just lets it run doon the drain. So aye I actually dread to think 🤢🤢

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