If only they realised they're not trying to convince Joe public, it's really themselves.
The sooner these influencers fade out the better
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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The sooner these influencers fade out the better
Don’t you need to send photos of your face to skin&me? Laughing at the poor person who had to deal with Marion’s crater pores, “fine lines” and tomato red coupon.
Question is, did he send unfiltered photos and did he pout and do the
like a teenage lassie.
Question is, did he send unfiltered photos and did he pout and do the
like a teenage lassie.Diagnosis too much saltDon’t you need to send photos of your face to skin&me? Laughing at the poor person who had to deal with Marion’s crater pores, “fine lines” and tomato red coupon.
Question is, did he send unfiltered photos and did he pout and do the
I might dm Marion. Oh wait
Right Ma lovelies, it’s ma Friday at work coz ahv goat a long weekend so am up, matchy matchy in 22 different colours and mop leg kicking ma way doon the runway! #treatit #goodtaemasel
Hope youse aw huv the best weekend, Al no be oan much so catch up oan Monday.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Hope youse aw huv the best weekend, Al no be oan much so catch up oan Monday.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Has he started getting his eyebrows from the same place Hinch gets hers? They look like shite.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That hair!
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He has to be a parody account and so forth?
Ur youse gawn tae Elderslie fur a lunch courtesy oaf yer clients, then hawf day in Edinburgh fur a bowl oaf not just any auld soup, but M&S soup, then a Sunday reset by eating joabby cake? #lifeofaninfluencer
I don’t think Mario can quite comprehend that anyone else has done better than him in life. Fresh air? He don’t know what fresh air is. I don’t think he’s ever seen fields, trees, smelt freshly cut grass. I see it every day when I take my dog out for a walk, she’s got better lungs than his smog infested airways.
I was thinking about oor wee Maz last night. He's lead such a sheltered life. He's never had the excitement of getting the keys to his first flat, never experienced a Driving Test. Never been on an absolutely incredible holiday. No Wedding to think back on. No wains to enjoy. Never the absolute joy of buying a brand new car.
All this tit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.
Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that
All this tit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.
Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that
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He's got that £4 neon yellow pepper decoration though xx
Huv we seen the vase yet hens ? Ave been cruising roon the canaries so may have missed the unveiling.. smell the wealth whilst monzo skips aroon the streets of Beirut paisley so aye
But hen…do ye have multiple hot drink stashuns? It’s like a grown up play kitchen. My big, spacious kitchen with lots of natural light and filled with laughs with my husband and children disnae hae that. Fummin im am
She's keeping it for the new concrete slab reveal ma lovelie #iydkgtk
I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you 
never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you 
Welcome to your bespoke new journey with the baroness of Beirut herself, I, Mario.I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig
Sit doon and get some class. Or do we stand tall noo, I don't know. But make yourself comfortable and enjoy ma lovely.
Awww enjoy. Mario's thread is the funniest on Tattle. FactualI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig
Aw hen! Welcome! You’re in fae such a treat. Just when you think he can’t get anymare pathetic, he goes and proves us rang!I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig
PS (or PA as Maz once said) he’s no actually a parody account….. I know, none of us can believe it either
Welcome hen. Bring your friends or any of Mario's ex followersI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig
Baroness of Beirut needs to be the new thread title. I am clutching my beakWelcome to your bespoke new journey with the baroness of Beirut herself, I, Mario.
Sit doon and get some class. Or do we stand tall noo, I don't know. But make yourself comfortable and enjoy ma lovely.
You need to go and get to know the highlights on our martins insta my lovely. You are in for a treat hen, factual. mwah mwah tonsa love xxxxxI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig
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