Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

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I almost, ALMOST, want the wee cunt tae get some dollar fram that app just so he can get a mortgage and move.

The repossession jurneh would be amazing when it all went tits up, as it inevitably would wae her.
 
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I suppose its marginally better than the penile extension journey he must have lined up for the future.
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He got the face pad free from the lassie who did his lash lift absolutely no way he's getting any paid co-labs, pull the other one
He's hoping that's all, tag them and link the product. They will take one look at his face and think nah.
 
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I almost, ALMOST, want the wee cunt tae get some dollar fram that app just so he can get a mortgage and move.

The repossession jurneh would be amazing when it all went tits up, as it inevitably would wae her.
What a day that would be as well to watch it happen
 
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I was sittin in ma motor waiting to pick ma daughter up fae school earlier, one of the school dads walked past and he’d had a (really bad) haircut, ma first thought was that Nathan Todd cut his hair. I love how Marion incorporates into oor daily lives.
 
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I love the White Company candles but they are a treat to myself occasionally or a gift for someone
 
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Mario-ism's are engraved in my brain too get in yer ain lane

@AllieBee he'll never be a paid Hun, his language will put stop to that, he can't do a 30 second clip without swearing
 
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He needs tae give it up.
Influencer you shall never be.
Fat greedy slag. Tried tae copy Hinch & failed. The bitterness & jealousy is oozing out of his very large pores.

Beaky loser x
 
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He's trying to make a point with his ott affection for Derek again
Sorry Maz, we're rooting for him and Domboi to get back together

 
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Surely that's a parent/child poem why does he always get it so wrong
After the “little white company” bag reveal and now this poem I wonder if he’s going on a surrogacy journee. Baked bean rendall as the surrogate so aye relatively and so forth.
 
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Why is he sharing a poem that’s so obviously written by a mother for their child? Such a fucking weirdo. Everything he does gives me the creeps.
 
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Are we all going on a wee fertility journeh?
Let's go...

I'll literally pish masel if he thinks he's capable of raising a wean.

Oh I hope his next post is tae search for a surrogate. He'll have hunners of absolutely no offers.
 
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After the “little white company” bag reveal and now this poem I wonder if he’s going on a surrogacy journee. Baked bean rendall as the surrogate so aye relatively and so forth.
Could you imagine what it would look like? with her inhospitable womb and his radioactive baby batter.

 
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Could you imagine what it would look like? with her inhospitable womb and his radioactive baby batter.

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I cannae wait for the fat loser tae try book an appointment with the adoption service.

Thinking its a way tae get a 2 bedroom hoose.

Imagine his answers tae the questions.
Imagine the look on the poor woman's face as the stench hits her.
Imagine what he'd wear.
Imagine reading the report afterwards.
 
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