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The irony of Mario questioning why people eat their Sunday lunch at lunchtime. He has his beige dinners earlier than my wee granny! Whit with ma fuhl time joab plus gym I almost never eat before 7pm.
The only people who eat tae Maz's timeframe is weans and auld aged pensioners. Factual.
The only people who eat tae Maz's timeframe is weans and auld aged pensioners. Factual.
This is from the bleep who wiz cooking her dinner at 11am and back in her jammies by lunchtime.The irony of Mario questioning why people eat their Sunday lunch at lunchtime. He has his beige dinners earlier than my wee granny! Whit with ma fuhl time joab plus gym I almost never eat before 7pm.
The only people who eat tae Maz's timeframe is weans and auld aged pensioners. Factual.
She's no rite in the heed *taps heed like she does putting oan 90 products oan her sensitive skin*
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Thinks it’s weird for someone to eat a Sunday lunch at lunchtime but eats a Chinese at 4pm… #makeitmakesenseThe irony of Mario questioning why people eat their Sunday lunch at lunchtime. He has his beige dinners earlier than my wee granny! Whit with ma fuhl time joab plus gym I almost never eat before 7pm.
The only people who eat tae Maz's timeframe is weans and auld aged pensioners. Factual.
Fat fucker doesnae even have a passport to go abroad. McGills doesnae go to the Maldives Marie hen. Factual.
Wee fat slug would break the sun lounger intae match sticks and nae debates.
Wee fat slug would break the sun lounger intae match sticks and nae debates.
exactlu, why does he care? If anyone were to question his Chinese at 4pm he’d be right on his high horse preaching about his page, his rules. God forbid anyone question his decisions but he does it almost daily. Hypocritical witch so he is
The very thought of him in a bikini oan an actual abroad holiday. Absolutely NAEONE messaged him thinking he was waking up tae a sandy beach, with the waves lapping.
He wakes up tae the junkies in the corridor and discarded needles everywhere.
But he wouldnae change it fae the world.
Scheme life, factual.
He wakes up tae the junkies in the corridor and discarded needles everywhere.
But he wouldnae change it fae the world.
Scheme life, factual.
He’s dusting off that mankini* as we speak… Borat eat your heart out.
*I’ve made myself feel a bit sick now
Well am born and bred in Glasgow and my family always have Sunday lunch around 12/1. Am I surprised that he doesnae unnerstawn it*? Naw coz he’s the most uncultured freak I’ve ever encountered!
*no ma quote
*no ma quote
I laughed when he said he loves the beach. I've never seen him go to his local beach in the summer let alone abroad
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As usual, Mario is behind again. Another one here who has a full on dinner for Sunday lunch at 1'ish.
The clue is in the Sunday lunch title you thick bastard. When a bar, or restaurant advertises Sunday lunches, they're not serving up.
Feel stupid now, Mario?!. You should be
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Confused you'se aw wi that wi story of the water at the beach.
IT'S CALLED THE bleeping SEA
IT'S CALLED THE bleeping SEA
Bugger, it missed off sandwiches 
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Hens I feel like I’m morphing into Marion theday with ma menu. Wee boujee bacon roll for ma breakfast. #treatit #deserved #fuckit Chicken noodle soup for lunch and I was gonnae make pesto pasta for tea 
So he wants out this country because Morton rolls have went bust; does he think that he’s gonna find them in France?
He is hurting Ma heed the day hens!!
He is hurting Ma heed the day hens!!
Make some salt soup with a hint of tomato ma lovelie, get yer wan a day in.Hens I feel like I’m morphing into Marion theday with ma menu. Wee boujee bacon roll for ma breakfast. #treatit #deserved #fuckit Chicken noodle soup for lunch and I was gonnae make pesto pasta for tea
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He oanly stays in Scotland due Morton's rolls and irn-bru and nae debates. Ah'm hoping Barra goes bust so he kin feck off elsewhere
I'd have to fight for a tomatoMake some salt soup with a hint of tomato ma lovelie, get yer wan a day in.
Maybe I could get a takeaway as I've no had one for a while #fuckit I won't be serving it up and eating it in bed, that's a step too far.
Aye Twilight hen, get yersel a wee takeaway, ye deserve it. #treatit #deservedI'd have to fight for a tomato
Seriously considering it! I'll be fatter than Marion in no time.
Late again, Mario with yesterday's news
Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked
Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked
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