Cleaning with Mario #94 “Shine maself apon others” - Mario, 2023

[Chez300]

Quick news flash to the OG tattle gang that were around on the Cleaning Threads. Life with Lou is back! (She doesnae do any cleaning either so don't rush over for advice.)

Lifewithlou

I see Lou has returned to the gram and is already begging….😂😂😂😂😂

tattle.life

To this newbies that missed out the first-time round youse should maybe stay in this lane, as youse are no the OGs and the OGs are the OGs but use are no. It's no my rules hens, youse can continue to spine bright in this lane.

I know! On the beg

 

[Very Cherry]

Am pyoor clutching ma beak ma lovelies, Marion eats well, exercises and reads his books to relax. I don’t think Marion knew what a book was until he got his shitey freebie books and I’ve never heard of him exercising, is traipsing round B&M classed as exercising in Paisley ma lovelies?

 

[Freefalling]

Joe ma lovelie, I can easily send you a gifted parcel full o butteries, I’m in Aberdeenshire. Don’t blame me when you end up a fat witch like oor Marion tho.

Cannae get a good buttery since Aitkens shut their doors due to the pervert owner which are you buying? I might be on a butteries mission the mora, don't worry @JoeExotic I will think of you and eat one just for you doll

 

[twilightgarden]

Ma takeaway literally had more veg than his “spag Bol”

 

[Very Cherry]

Cannae get a good buttery since Aitkens shut their doors due to the pervert owner which are you buying? I might be on a butteries mission the mora, don't worry @JoeExotic I will think of you and eat one just for you doll

I cannae disclose which Butteries ma lovelie as it would give away ma bespoke location and I don’t want hunted down by Marion’s mafia. I will also buy butteries and eat one for @JoeExotic, any excuse for a Buttery as I try not to eat them often.

 

[Freefalling]

I cannae disclose which Butteries ma lovelie as it would give away ma bespoke location and I don’t want hunted down by Marion’s mafia. I will also buy butteries and eat one for @JoeExotic, any excuse for a Buttery as I try not to eat them often.

I understand capeesh lol

 

[Very Cherry]

Ma takeaway literally had more veg than his “spag Bol”

Am glad to hear ye treatit yer lovely sel to a takeaway @twilightgarden. I treatit ma family to a wee Chinese and like yours my meal had more veg in it. #treatit #deserved

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

As if she's showing off her bespoke joabby, naebody wants tae see that, you fat bleep! So aye. I'm affronted!!!!

 

[Very Cherry]

I understand capeesh lol

I think you’re in Aberdeenshire too? Maybe we live by each other and like the same butteries. What is ‘capeesh’ in regards to? I notice a lot and wonder when Marion said it.

 

[laynelo_]

What is ‘capeesh’ in regards to? I notice a lot and wonder when Marion said it.

IYDKGTK, keep you power hen!!

 

[Very Cherry]

IYDKGTK, keep you power hen!! View attachment 2006935

I thought it was a word that Marion had used at some bespoke moment in time. I didn’t know but I’ve goat tae know thanks t you @laynelo_ ma lovelie.

 

[DramaQueen79]

I’m confused 🫤 why is he saying he needs magnesium?! Why magnesium? Do we think he ment melatonin? Wtf

 

[Ferguson]

Screaming

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Pahhhhhh ha ha ha ha she's goat tae be trolling us the night.

Eats absolute shite, nae fruit or veg. One hunner percent salty processed beige convenience food with zero nutritional value and so forth.

 

[muscadet]

Eats well, exercises, looks after his lips nah I done

 

[Popper]

Stop ordering tablets off of the internet and get outside and exercise, eat some fruit and veg and drink some water. Then you might actually be tired and will sleep.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why would anyone take make up, or skin care advice off someone who looks like a naked mole rat. State of all her gone off make up, the fat pussy.

 

[Ferguson]

Stop ordering tablets off of the internet and get outside and exercise, eat some fruit and veg and drink some water. Then you might actually be tired and will sleep.

The constant avoidance of debt collectors cannae be helping either

 

[laynelo_]

I’m confused 🫤 why is he saying he needs magnesium?! Why magnesium? Do we think he ment melatonin? Wtf

Magnesium seems tae be the hot supplement tae take at the moment (duck knows why). Av seen it oan that vile app a tiktok (IYDKGTK). Fun fact, too much magnesium can gee you the shits so aye she’s in for a fun ride way that wan

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Follow I, Marion for skin care and make up tips. Aye.

 

[Madge2022]

I think you’re in Aberdeenshire too? Maybe we live by each other and like the same butteries. What is ‘capeesh’ in regards to? I notice a lot and wonder when Marion said it.

The two of youse should go tae yer local buttery at 10am the morra tae see if youse both turn up at same one and are neighbours, wear a bespoke joabby so youse kin tell ye ur Tattlers.

Ah think Marion wuz oan a rant aboot trolls and wrote capesh, ah wull huv a wee look fur youse, even though this isnae ma joab.

Wee bespoke edit, here's the link ma lovelie

Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

It’s a good read but bleak. Nae as bleak as Marion’s life though so aye ✌️ You were so right ma lovely. Finished last night and it was so bleak. Only marginally more bleak than the bedsit of Baghdad (I’ve lived in the Middle East so I don’t need to get to know).

tattle.life