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Cheers Madge doll, I feel honouredOh hi Isa doll, always been ma favourite tattler and nae debates.
Congrats oan being a VIP, get yersel'tae jamjars and I will treat youse tae a microwave dinner #treatit #deserved #delish
been 2 days since I was last treatit Madge #welldeserved I've came oot that M&S got masel some bits for dinner. Sprine bright tons blessings Madge 
Loves Yankee Candles but hates them.
Spends his weekend posting old songs Yessss take me baccckkk but never actually goes out.
Doesn't understand people having Sunday lunch at lunchtime but makes his dinner at 11am and if he goes out eats it at 4pm.
Wants to leave Scotland because a roll company has gone bust, like @menopausalmargrit says where else does he think he's gonna find them?
The jokes gonna be on us when he finally comes out as a parody account.
Spends his weekend posting old songs Yessss take me baccckkk but never actually goes out.
Doesn't understand people having Sunday lunch at lunchtime but makes his dinner at 11am and if he goes out eats it at 4pm.
Wants to leave Scotland because a roll company has gone bust, like @menopausalmargrit says where else does he think he's gonna find them?
The jokes gonna be on us when he finally comes out as a parody account.
Aye Scotlands got the lowest life expectancy in the UK and some of the largest drug deaths in Europe but fat Mazda no being able to have his rolls has sent him er the edge tae leave…. I might have tae renounce my scottish heritage given the fact I don’t find morton rolls different fae any other brand so am no botheredLate again, Mario with yesterday's news
Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked
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I wonder how ooor wee fat flag will have her roll and square sausage noo? Will she have tae put it in breed like a heathen?
Well youse will never get a blue tick wi that attitude. #nomajoabI'd have to fight for a tomato
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Too far @laynelo_ and nae debates. Ah'm also grieving the Morton's roll, so crispy they caused yer mooth tae bleed. Don't ever message this page again! Ah'm affronted fur youse ma lovelieAye Scotlands got the lowest life expectancy in the UK and some of the largest drug deaths in Europe but fat Mazda no being able to have his rolls has sent him er the edge tae leave…. I might have tae renounce my scottish heritage given the fact I don’t find morton rolls different fae any other brand so am no bothered
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Mebbes the oanly newspaper he reads is the wan his fish supper is wrapped in.Late again, Mario with yesterday's news
Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked
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He just doesnt grasp the whole Sunday lunch thing does he? I mean it’s been a tradition in my scottish house since I was a bairn to have my Sunday dinner at lunch time 
it’s was bloody braw the day tae!!! Had gravy running doon na chin, then I washed it doon wi a can of full fat IRN BRU!!!!! Fud!
it’s was bloody braw the day tae!!! Had gravy running doon na chin, then I washed it doon wi a can of full fat IRN BRU!!!!! Fud!
Right doll, get back in your ain laine, I'm sorry but you took that Morton's rolls comment to farAye Scotlands got the lowest life expectancy in the UK and some of the largest drug deaths in Europe but fat Mazda no being able to have his rolls has sent him er the edge tae leave…. I might have tae renounce my scottish heritage given the fact I don’t find morton rolls different fae any other brand so am no bothered
anytime I'm back in Glasgow, I'm straight to the shop for 6 dozen rolls to take home, nothing beats a well fired roll n sausage. Up here we have the worst rolls you've ever eaten or butteries 
Having her spaghetti bolognaise oan her knee oan the concrete slab.
Best
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Best
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Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, ah'll haud yer jaiket while youse batter @laynelo_Right doll, get back in your ain laine, I'm sorry but you took that Morton's rolls comment to far
Oi there’s nothing wrong with a buttery! It doesn’t serve the same purpose as a roll tho. Get yer passport and get yersel to some water by the beach.Up here we have the worst rolls you've ever eaten or butteries
Then get some class.Your passions are no ma passions. Tons blessings.
IRON Bru why does this fat whoore always get everything so wrong.
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taaaaake me baaaaack.
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Aww a lived off butteries when a was pregnant with ma first bornOi there’s nothing wrong with a buttery! It doesn’t serve the same purpose as a roll tho. Get yer passport and get yersel to some water by the beach.
Your passions are no ma passions. Tons blessings.
taaaaake me baaaaack.Ahm sorry ma luvlies
I prefer a soft roll, crispy wans dae ma nut in and get everywhere… all blow ma wax melts oot before a get ma new balance trainers tae head oot the close door
I prefer a soft roll, crispy wans dae ma nut in and get everywhere… all blow ma wax melts oot before a get ma new balance trainers tae head oot the close door
Joe ma lovelie, I can easily send you a gifted parcel full o butteries, I’m in Aberdeenshire. Don’t blame me when you end up a fat witch like oor Marion tho.IRON Bru
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Aww a lived off butteries when a was pregnant with ma first born
Mebbes they crumbs ur wit attracted the wee Robin tae chap Marion's doorAhm sorry ma luvlies
Utterly bootiful and so forth.
We know different
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"Eating well and good exercise"... When did that take place?!
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Eats complete shite, shuffles tae B&M and listens tae the secret on audio!
Also known as eating well, good exercise out and reading his books.
Get a bleeping life you complete moron.
Also known as eating well, good exercise out and reading his books.
Get a bleeping life you complete moron.
bleeping eating well? I think that’s the funniest thing she’s ever said ma lovelies. Pure clutching ma beak
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