Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[SuzyE]

Can someone photoshop Marion’s face on Sam smiths outfit fae the brits the night please? Will give me a bespoke laugh whilst I’m knee deep in those lethal drinks #ginandtonic

Especially when we know how much he hates that song
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Crawling up Hinch & Solomon’s hoops again in her own bespoke illiterate way

I'd love to punch him in the face every time he said 'utterly'
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Sorry it's late ma lovelie.
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Oh he'll friggin hate these ...Good!

 

[Manbagzda]

Wee deek will still be able to do his care in the community trolley collecting joab bless him.

 

[jolene89]

That fake tan is a bespoke shade of green it’s that out of date, nae debates ma lovelies

 

[Macmama]

Marion will be fuming Soph is staying at Blythswood and nae the Dakota

 

[maeve87]

“PA I adore that song”. Does he mean PS?????

It means public announcement ma lovely since she has blue tick, she’s famous dontcha know? Well if ye dont know then get tae know

Sorry it's late ma lovelie.
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Hanging and howling at these ma lovely thanks for spine brightening ma Sunday

 

[Madge2022]

Maybe we should put a wee anonymous call through to crime stoppers

A bespoke arrest oan his Insta live walk tae wurk. Speaking of which we huvnae seen wan oaf them fur a while and he's been in the hoose a lot this week, wi no annual leave announcement that we usually get.

 

[MrsJ2000]

The fuck are they trainers?? Mind you hens, they could be all the rage, I’m way past it so wouldn’t know anyway. I’m aff to sit doon & get some class

 

[teaandgoss101]

Feel like this is Marion at work now he has his blue tick lording it over everyone

When in reality they all think he is a sad little fanny.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Hinch is going to be signing her book in Glasgow this weekend. £12.99 for a ticket. Do we think Martin will go? I hope to fuck she blanks him this weekend and we get another meltdown from him or better still she actually does pay him a visit to the Beirut penthouse - I would love to see her slum it in that postage stamp. Oooooh I can't wait hens xoxoxo

I'm plonking myself here for this I can't wait

 

[Babybail93]

Just posting these for the wiki.

Not sure what Hinch is on about, maybe been on the Ribena.

I like to think she’s taking the piss out of his usual illiterate ramblings

 

[DollyTheLamb]

That floor cleaner looks horrendous! Is it so he can kid on he's feeling SpAnIsH vIbEs & so forth

It doesn’t look too pet friendly either, that poor cat is gonna be walking it all over her delicate paws and fur

 

[mammaof3]

He's such a fanny and a total arse licker.

She's only got a stand as it's cheaper than a shop ffs.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Knocking weans oot the way wi his Roy Cropper shopping bag, flashing the shart caird.

But still remaining in his ain lane

 

[twilightgarden]

They didn’t give him a capital M for his name, never mind a blue tick! We move!

 

[MrsJ2000]

Lol he's going to have a long wait to see Rihanna on the superbowl ... he does realise its in America right

It’ll be around midnight/1am won’t it?

 

[Sloppys]

Joe doll, nae editing required fur that ma lovelie

Ah wiz hoping tae see Hinch wae wee Deek, remember she wuz gonni steal him away fae Marion, or it might have been Hannah or Greedybitch. They're aw insta fannies anyway #soaye
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Wit, nae fresh frozen raspberries, ice cream syrup or raspberry tea?!? Youse huv been conned ma lovelie and nae debates

I’ve informed the establishment ma lovelie and they are going to update in honour of the Paisley Prince that is Mario!

 

[Ambergambler]

I feel he should donate his signed Hinch book

 

[Turmeric123]

Hello ma loveleis, have been away from this thread for a few weeks just trying to catch up on life so on and so fourth. Have been silently chuckling at the sad life of our monzo but had to swing by after seeing the hinch CHILDRENS book signing was gatecrashed bet he’s oan a wee high, little shakey hands clutching his kiddie book. Whut a time tae be alive. Bet hinch won’t be swinging by Beirut towers afterwards

Welcome back ma lovelie you were missed on here
Hinch is allergic to him definitely won't be entering the high footfall area

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Wull be reading it tae wee Deek every night afore bed. The braille copy obviously, since he's blind.

Fucks sake this is brilliant

 

[Noseybonk]

The way hinch has edited that video, she’s made Martin look like a wee soul with learning disabilities that’s obsessed wae her. A suppose that’s no far fae the truth. He’ll be fumming.

I’m deed ma lovely