Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[AllieBee]

Blimey he's on one tonight isn't he?! Hi Marion

 

[Old Banger Bett]

Hello ma lovelies oan this day of Valance . I might be reet oot ma ain lain here but a huv tae know.

This fella of Deckers was a 'Dom' boy no? Jist goan by his name I'm assuming Dec wus the giimp. If so wit the hell is he deeing with Mavis?

Surely wan 'o these sorts wid be mair up his street.

 

[twilightgarden]

I Marion serving drinks and nibbles in his Kylie outfit.
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@hopethishelpsallthebest You know what do doll

 

[Manbagzda]

Wtf is he wearing?!.
He got the Saturday part right, but that outfit is so wrong ... Or!, is that a practice run for next week if he goes to the book signing?!

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Awwww his liccle feet. Match his button mushroom penis

 

[SuzyE]

Personally I think Deeks plays away. I defo reckon his a quickie down alley kinda guy like that rugby dude.

Learnt his lesson after Marion . Never take ‘em home or you don’t get rid

We'd have a full thread in no time if that happened

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

What’s with him constantly using the word utterly?

New word he’s just learnt IYKYK

 

[Skyflier6727]

What in all holy hell is that ….

 

[mammaof3]

I'm back from my holibobs.

See the dumb cnut had a rant yesterday, what he said over 4 stories could have easily been condensed into 1.

Anyway. He's posted on Mrs H's Vallens (nay ma quote) post that it's been 10 years since he cuckooed poor orange Deek.

But the dumb trucker canna count as it's 9 years in Sept.

 

[mammaof3]

P&G won't want to give this cnut a regular gig if he brags on aboot liking other products, especially foreign ones.

Idiot. and £4 a pop from the IG store.

 

[Mum3boys]

Was that last leg pic he treatit us aw to a wee while ago that hairy ? He is like a gorilla hobbit hybrid and nae debates the sight of it is putting me right aff

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Is he on a boat? What’s with the swaying about? I think he’s taken too many of his meds this morning hens, nae debates so aye.

 

[SuzyE]

Thought I’d join in the fun to ruin the fat cunts ferrero roche.

I took Mr Margrit for dinner and the cunt has come back and fell asleep. Ragin ma lovelies!!

These are really going to shut him up when he sees them

 

[twilightgarden]

Red to match his big sweaty neep head

 

[SuzyE]

He is such a nasty vile wee scrote. He can’t even spell “kind” let alone be it. They are all the same - only comments allowed are the ones blowing smoke up their arses and woe betide you if you happen to disagree with their over inflated opinions. Don’t forget when he pushed passed an old lady waving his shart card saying we all have our disabilities. Not very nice!

There'll definitely be a seat in hell with his name on it

 

[Mum3boys]

Why has he treatit us to a bespoke shot of up his beak??? Does he think his lashes are so long and stonnin , when they are in fact like wee stumps?? Them blackheads are erupting and nae debates

 

[SuzyE]

I didn’t think he worked weekends??

Not 100%, but l think this is a cash in hand job

 

[SuzyE]

Hahahhahaha

Ooof See Mario, it's not just us that notices things

 

[TheTacoLifeChoseMe]

If he does go to see her, I wonder will he have to pay He’s going to think everyone will be there to see him. Maybe he thinks hinch will let him pull up a seat and sit beside him. I hope hinch doesn’t bring the kids, the child snatcher will frighten the shit out of them. Oh hens I’m so excited for this, we are all being treated

He'll queue skip, we know he's got previous for shoving grannies out the way in Home Bargains, elbowing some folk in Waterstones is nothing to him. SHART CARD COMING THROUGH HENS! Then we can all break out the Holly & Phil queue skip jokes and memes. HURRAH
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I would 1000% no be surprised if he’s NO WEEELLL or deeks “been up awww night” so unfortunately he cany travel over n see his bestie Soaf.
i hope he does though, either way if he’s paid £12.99 for a wee fotie wae her or he’s planning to hover around in the background like a groupie I am LIVING for it

Depends what he has to eat tonight.

 

[ohdoris]

Have I got Kerry Katonas, or does she have MDMA tattooed on her wrist ?!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

That my dear will be pebble dashing his shitter in about 30mins.

The only bit of colour in that whole dinner is the ridiculous amount of pepper he puts on everything

Even looking at his food gives me the gip!!!