Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Can someone photoshop Marion’s face on Sam smiths outfit fae the brits the night please? Will give me a bespoke laugh whilst I’m knee deep in those lethal drinks #ginandtonic

Sorry it's late ma lovelie.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Evening peasants, how are we aw? Loving the thread title and so forth, aye. Hope youse aw enjoy your weekend, while I, Marion of Paisley, dodge the paparazzi.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Utterly beautiful and so forth.

 

[Babybail93]

Jeez, would you look at that breakfast - avocado on sourdough with poached eggs. Does Marion think she’s a class act now she’s met Hinch, the Solomon sisters and Greedy?
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This has reminded me of when he made Avo on toast at home, but used Old El Paso quacamole and Hovis

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I think that they split up over Marion. I think that one Friday, when wee bawbag was over the new build cleaning, Darren came home from work early and caught Deek smoking weed in the kitchen/diner and Marion upstairs mounting a dildo, wearing Darren's panto costume. A massive row breaks out, where wee Johnny is screaming at Darren "youse know my brother has learning difficulties and so does his wee carer Deek, I cannae tell them off!" Darren says he's fucking done with this shit show of a family, and slinks off to the spare room. Marion is visiting even more to turn wee Dolly against Darren, "he's not your real daddy wee Dolly, keep you power lassy and spine bright, so aye!" It's just a theory and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Aye that's more like it. Bet Deek cannae wait to smash her bald, powdered pasty.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Roses are red
Sharts are wet
Whack it oan Klarna
Get mare intae debt

 

[Caw1982]

Sorry to roll this out again but fun fact, unless Marion was the bit on the side they’ve no been together for 10 years.

Hahahhahaha

 

[Babybail93]

“Shine maself apon others” - Mario, 2023

Alright, Jesus of Nazareth, calm down

 

[muscadet]

That will be from your feather filled cushions ya daft prick; it’s not an angel trying to get in touch with you

 

[honey&lemon]

Same day apparently. Marion your filters fool no one!

ALSO this security guy trying to hide pissing himself at Mario thinking he’s a celeb. PURE DEED. Take a bow ma lovelie!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

@hopethishelpsallthebest You know what do doll

Sorry it's late ma lovelie, my cat was getting his balls chopped off like oor Marion, and now he's not talking to me, so I've been begging for forgiveness aw day, he's having none of it, but we move, I'm fine, utterly fiiiine, I'm fine. Aye. This is budget Kylie Mcknight.

 

[Ferguson]

He's such a little loser.

"Thanks for having us" - they didn't, you paid to go.

"From the sidelines " its a queue.

"Sorry I never stayed long, this day is not about me"
Pahhhh ha ha, actually implying that if he stayed, he'd take the limelight away from the Grinch.

Deek not allowed in the wee photae because they only paid 1 x £12.99

Imagine him oan the way hame oan the McGills clutching his weans picture book and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Is she gawny comment on Rihanna’s Instagram pics noo saying congrats cos she’s pregnant again

Aye, she couldnae resist it, the wee bitch stole her moves and so forth. Utterly and also. Aye. Relatively.

 

[Madge2022]

Proud? Proud of what, misfit jaw, he went to a shopping centre, paid 13 quid to get his photo taken with a zeleb.

 

[Sloppys]

Roses are red
Deek is high
Mario is deluded
So aye.

 

[JoeExotic]

Oh my god….that hair! And big shoutout tae the baldy legend sniggering in the background

 

[Lilly Lou]

Someone just called him the “Scottish David Beckham” in the comments for queuing with the rest of the little people to see Soph!! I’m fucking deed

 

[Ferguson]

Hello ma lovelies

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Pancakes are dry and dull bit like you then you fucking loser!!!