Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[I wud like sum tea]

Mr tomato head

That’s Krystal chandelier wi a shirt back n sides

 

[Madge2022]

I just don’t understand the lie? It’s pointless. Pretending they’ve been together for 10 years just so he has something in common with her? It’s weird, and in the process he’s made himself look even more of a cunt than usual

Mebbes the feather he posted was to make him relatable tae the Hinch mob, 'cept he lives in a bedsit so canni huv chickens like her. He wull huv wee Deek dressing as a llama next.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

That word 'utterly' he over uses and when I read it my brain reads it as 'udder-ly' . No ma problem lovelies fighting my own fight here trying figure out why that is.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Thought he said Deek loves to see him shit himself. I’ll shame him for beige food, terrible decor and the worst hair cut I’ve ever seen but I will never kink shame.

It would surprise me if Derek had a weird kink like that. Maybe it’s Marion’s bespoke Ibs that attracted him to Marion

 

[Shmebulock]

A came here tae say the same thing hen. Where do they aw go when he gets his fat arse intae bed?

In between him and Derek, like a sexual barrier.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Genuinely thought it was shart until you pointed that out

I was just typing the same

Honestly if she goes to his gaff I will simply pass away

 

[Pepsi]

just leaving this here for ye chicken titties
Cause your god awful grammar is getting on my my titties View attachment 1969223

Hopefully he will read this later. Must dae better Mario

 

[Manbagzda]

Size of his wee tootsies in his pic

 

[Cinpab]

Rihanna is now patiently waiting for Mario’s congrats post. and his staple “sing it doll”

Watching his stories always leaves me questioning if he’s a wee bit simple!

No need to question doll, he is!!!

 

[mrsbucket]

Sorry it's late ma lovelie.
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Love the one where he is using a dildo as a microphone The red heed and pale boady is pyoor accurate!

 

[Noseybonk]

I’m off to get ma pure bespoke nails done but will keep checking for pics of Mazda in the wild. Let’s get this day done .

 

[SheWereActuallyInCar]

I read that twice last night and still can't comprehend it this morning..... LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BEFORE YOU'RE 40, MARLON!

Where the hell did your profile pic come from hahahaha omg. Is it bespoke?

 

[Caw1982]

Crawling up Hinch & Solomon’s hoops again in her own bespoke illiterate way

He knows comments online arent real love right?

 

[mammaof3]

Fooking hell, he's a blue tick dick.

Not quite a fully paid up instagrammer yet as he has to work Sunday to get extra cash. Lol.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Greetin at this bespoke advert oan ma tattle the night hens. Just fur Marion since she’s oan a reading frenzy the noo, next up “The Man I Didn’t Marry…Deek” no ma quote

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Roses are red
Mario canny read
He claims he’s engaged
But oor Derek’s deed

All the wee feathers on the book too! The hospital book looks pretty apt too, for Deek. And the building looks just like Marion's block of flats.

 

[Freefalling]

According to that other insta page he’s a manscaper and is fond of a good dash of talc!

Sweaty arse

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why are his 'fans' always called Julie. Wasn't ut Julie at the Krispy Kreme place who gave Deek a free coffee?

There's definitely been a Julie before.

 

[no flouncing]

Why do his stories zoom past so quickly? You get a good ten seconds on everyone else’s account but his skip to the next within two seconds.

 

[Popper]

Cany anybody please decipher 'my photos skills of me are always elsewhere'

I think he’s acknowledging that he’s an ugly bastard

 

[mammaof3]

Thread suggestion #94 Lips are dry and he's just dull.

Courtesy of Mario himself.