Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[MrsJ2000]

@hopethishelpsallthebest youve pyoor excelled yoursel the day ma lovelie. Take a bow, you’re the best!!

 

[Caw1982]

Youse huv been exposed as a troll ma lovelie, youse mite get a bespoke dots of doom highlight with any luck.

Praying

 

[Mum3boys]

Do ma Kerry Katonas deceive me or has the wee fud been waiting since half 8 for Rhianna, who will be on TV at 1.00am… Abzaloot fool and so forth! Did he mention he was in his bed in case his lovelies thought he was deid and buried in his coffin? He’s 1 Castelveeechi away from a cardiac arrest and nae debates. Bloated wee wurum.

The Hinch obsessed people are so creepy, why is she coming out of the store like that to be cheered, just sit at the table and sign your books? That’s what proper authors do.

They must be paid actors surely to goad just to spare her the embarrassment of an empty book signing sesh

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I imagine Mario was milling around after his allotted 47 seconds and oor Soph said, “oi Martin! Backa the queue with ya! And buy another book if you want more time!”

 

[peachy-keen]

He's such a fanny and a total arse licker.

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What’s with him constantly using the word utterly?

 

[mammaof3]

Why is knobnuts tanning himself?

Is he going to impress Soph with this move lol.

 

[Turmeric123]

Why is the writing backwards, was wee deek meant to be taking a selfie and failed they never get anything right, pair o wee scrotes. Such an odd photo and grinch looks like she wants to run a mile

I love that's he's using Sawfs filter that makes rhem look five Stone lighter than they are - no moonfaces in that pic

 

[AllieBee]

Wonder if Maz will treat hisself to an alpaca mask like the Lakey 22 did? That's gonna be worth a watch

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Just had a nose on Mario’s first thread !Crazy it’s been going strong 4 years

It’s only got more hilarious you funny bunch of fuckers
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Now I’m looking at most like posts and I’m howling more than Marion does when he is telling us one of those stories that never actually happened. @hopethishelpsallthebest you see a pure genius with your edits

Utterly treatit us to these gems again. Take me baaaaaaack

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Home insurance LOL. You’re joking aren’t you hen - the Tat cave is ready to combust with crap, not sure anyone would insure the beirut bedsit

They wouldn't insure him too much of a high risk they'll end up through the floors below. I'm just waiting for the day that mirror slides on the flooring in living room bet it's not even secured, just hope Rayn doesn't get it landed on her.

 

[Chez300]

I don’t know what type of pancakes he’s eating! I guess if you eat them plain then yeah

 

[twilightgarden]

Mebbes the feather he posted was to make him relatable tae the Hinch mob, 'cept he lives in a bedsit so canni huv chickens like her. He wull huv wee Deek dressing as a llama next.

He’s already dressing as a giraffe in his new hoosecowat so aye. #MarionsZoo

 

[SuzyE]

Oh ffs that Kylie wine is boggin I canny wait for him to try it why next weekend though ffs pop the cork ya fucking weirdo!

I bought her pink prosecco when they didn't have my usual one in stock, and that wasn't startling either

 

[twilightgarden]

Mr tomato head

Tattie hearts and tomato heid so aye!

 

[Turmeric123]

Sorry it's late ma lovelie, my cat was getting his balls chopped off like oor Marion, and now he's not talking to me, so I've been begging for forgiveness aw day, he's having none of it, but we move, I'm fine, utterly fiiiine, I'm fine. Aye. This is budget Kylie Mcknight.
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Sorry for laughing but pic is yet another work of art.
Sorry to hear about your Cat - he will forgive you eventually

 

[SuzyE]

Hopefully we'll be getting a picture of what he's wearing soon

 

[TheTacoLifeChoseMe]

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#Needed after his security being compromised

Why exactly is it "needed"? This isnae his day remember!

 

[Jammyjobsworth]

Marion’s got hairy legs???? I wasn’t expecting that

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Maz's fresh air compared to mine!
Pure jealousy vibes of him here.

That looks lovely hen, I bet you’ve got a front and back door tae. The wealth

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

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Obviously Deek isn't important enough to be in photo.

*their *they’re
Thicko, mortified for her!