Everybody Else: "I'm gonna get myself together in life, pursue my dream career, save some money, travel the world and make a better future for myself,my partner/kids/family"
"Mario when are you going to actually create a life for yourself and live life?"
Marion: "AHTS IT!!! SICK EH IT PYOOOOORR SICK EH IT NOO!!! ABSOLUTELY RAGIN FOLK KEEP ENCOURAGIN ME TO LIVE LIFE AS IT SHOULD BE LIVED AND STOAP BEIN A STAGNANT WASTEFUL RECLUSE WEE PRICK. .YAE JOOST DON'T KNOW WIT THAT CAN TRIGGER, YAE DON'T KNOW PEOPLE'S CIRCUMSTANCES!"
*erm aye we dae Marion hen, yours is, that you've done fuck all wae your life but in order to not feel like a total waste of skin, or feel like the family **** up, you try tae compete wae yer successful family members that actually have lives, decent houses, pals, and existences thus you get yersel intae debt, fuck up yer credit, all tae look like you're living a comfortable existence equal to them because you have nothing of real value in life, Nae memories, Nae pals, Nae hobbies, Nae education, Nae Career, Nae fuck all! so all life's value goes intae amassing as much shite as possible tae feel like you have any value in your sad existence of a life, but massive comedown ensues every time because your nearly 40 have yet to admit that to yourself, so you continue to rot away in Syrian Quandrant polishing a turd with a severe inferiority complex*
That's aw am sayin the day hens
I imagine Hannah watching his video, rolling her eyes and muttering "fuck sake.."
*straggler finger over the blocked button*
