He’s copying his best pal Hinchy with the thumbs up just so he can lick her hoop a bit mare. Looks like the boil has took up residence on his hooter again , so aye, no , aye, aye , no …. Aye 
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God almighty, is he planning in beaming his content into space with that ring light?! Where’s it going to go in his flat - there’s no room for anything in there!!
Well ma lovelies, ahm glad he's spent £80 on a ring light to try and get mare wurk oan an app that isnae his joab..... but all its done is highlighted his huge looking red potato heed with 80 chins.... 
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Utterly honkin bespoke chapped lips and so forthso aye!
Is that the humidifier lying on the floor at left hand side near the window... It's tiny and why is it on floor? what good is that going to do 
size and brightness of that ring light the bedroom will be all cosy now.
size and brightness of that ring light the bedroom will be all cosy now.
I thought it was a cat water fountain, but then again its Marion, Rayns water supply is probably the mist from 10,000 electric diffusers. So aye and so forth.Is that the humidifier lying on the floor at left hand side near the window... It's tiny and why is it on floor? what good is that going to do
The size of that neck!
Ah noo he'd pit oan the weight and ah always thought that filter dusney dae much justice cause ah cause always see the craters on that beak but Jesus that neck has been hidden!
Ah noo he'd pit oan the weight and ah always thought that filter dusney dae much justice cause ah cause always see the craters on that beak but Jesus that neck has been hidden!
Aftae the week from hell, I av been treatit tae Marion’s stories of ring lights and blue ticks. He’s 4 years tae late wae this influenza malarkey but I am here fae it
I'm still struggling to see the point of him spending £90 on a ring light...
Why is he trying to lick Molly-Mae's ass constantly now, she isn't gonna be your bestie Martin. Sad weirdo
And ‘Bambi is incredible’ what the duck is he even on about?
I get child snatcher vibes from him my lovely.
Is that his thumb or heid ma lovelie, it's difficult to tell #thumbheid
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A wee thumb ring jurney fur oor Marion soon hen.He’s copying his best pal Hinchy with the thumbs up just so he can lick her hoop a bit mare. Looks like the boil has took up residence on his hooter again , so aye, no , aye, aye , no …. Aye
Swapped the crack for food
Mario is DESPERATE for Molly Mae to share his story. Imagine the wide on he'd get from that 
Fortunately we can file that under 'never going to happen' alongside Hinch visiting Tat Towers. She doesny know you exist Maz, you sad weirdo!
Fortunately we can file that under 'never going to happen' alongside Hinch visiting Tat Towers. She doesny know you exist Maz, you sad weirdo!
Who does this cock think he is? Dr pissing Spock giving out parenting advice now. Sit down you barren fat slag.
Jesus christ
He's off his ring light enhanced, massive red bonce and comes across a total nonce.
He thinks that Molly Mae will be in his DMs now he had a blue tick.
What a stupid, tragic prick!!!
He's off his ring light enhanced, massive red bonce and comes across a total nonce.
He thinks that Molly Mae will be in his DMs now he had a blue tick.
What a stupid, tragic prick!!!
How the duck are his lips still that cracked when he spent about £100 in a week on lip treatments, glosses, balms etc. He loved the lip filler so much he never got it done again 
That thumb gives me the baulk 
Why is he talking about Molly Mae like she’s his pal? He really is a strange bleeping character!!
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