Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Is it a bit weird he's watching a video on Molly-Mae's birth story? It's not like it's something he would ever be able to relate to or compare to his own experiences of giving birth or preparing to give birth. Is it even weirder that he, a 40 year old bloke from Scotland, is gushing over a 23 year old blogger?? I find it a little bit a lot creepy.
 
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How can anyone offer up their dick, to this? Really now. How can anyone kiss it? It's the most disgusting thing I've seen, like a blob with buckled teeth, so aye, relatively.
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I can't get over the colour of his face to his neck and how much beef he's put on. But yeah, he's definitely not worth a second glance 😖
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Why is he trying to lick Molly-Mae's ass constantly now, she isn't gonna be your bestie Martin. Sad weirdo
As if she'd fall over herself to acknowledge him as well. He's a delusional twit
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Blue tick or no blue tick, people still don't feel the love
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Whoops, bad luck Maz 🤣
 
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The amount of influencers trying to climb up Molly Mae's hole recently is embarrassing.

'Bambi is incredible' she's a newborn baby who you've never met, fuckin pipe down
 
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Is that his thumb or heid ma lovelie, it's difficult to tell #thumbheid
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A wee thumb ring jurney fur oor Marion soon hen.
He will get that hideous rose tattoo as well and start telling all us hens all the best. He’s probably also considered if he could shoehorn an alpaca in to the kitchen cupboard just to hold his power that bit mare.
 
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I don't think I've ever seen a nose like his, it's like a cock with a bollock on the end. So bulbous. Hideous
 
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I don't think I've ever seen a nose like his, it's like a cock with a bollock on the end. So bulbous. Hideous
Check out Fopperholic, she has a nose very similar to Martin's nose😂😂
 
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He’s lost the bleeping plot hasn’t he? He never had much of a grip on reality but he’s actually gone completely tonto now. That 3 hours he spent in the company of a bunch of complete cunts “real” influencers has totally addled his tiny mind. He actually believes he’s an influencer. He’s about as influential as a dose of typhoid.
 
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Mario thinks molly is doing a great job at her own life ..... he'd want to take note . She's 23 he's 40 She's got a mansion he's a matchbox. Thats boil on his nose has infected the 3 braincells he'd left
 
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Imagine having a blue tick but no passport 😂 . She needs tae get her priorities straight.
 
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Is it a bit weird he's watching a video on Molly-Mae's birth story? It's not like it's something he would ever be able to relate to or compare to his own experiences of giving birth or preparing to give birth. Is it even weirder that he, a 40 year old bloke from Scotland, is gushing over a 23 year old blogger?? I find it a little bit a lot creepy.
Noo ma lovely, I am sure oor Maria has had many a morn on the tat towers toilet that she’d have loved a wee sook of gas and air for 💎
 
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I still cannae faddom how she got one? Yeah loads of followers but isnae it to verify that they’re a public figure or to stop people impersonating well known people? Maybe I don’t know so need tae get tae know but who in their right mind would want tae impersonate a debt ridden, foul mouthed, polis cleaner who daes nothing.
 
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