Don’t worry though. He’s not going to let it go to his head. He’s still going to be the same humble Mario.
I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain. He’s such a twit.
I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain. He’s such a twit.
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Marion disnae like sweet things, they’re no fur her 
The fact that Harry Styles shows more humility after winning three Grammys in one night than this idiot with a lame blue tick that he had to apply for
Imagine how long it took the bleep tae fill out his application to apply fae his own blue tick. Squinting and screwing his face up and not understanding the questions.
Imagine her going tae the Polis Station tae announce that she'll have tae leave due tae having a blue tick.
Won't be safe for her tae walk there anyway, security will be compromised by all her fans stalking her and so forth.
Won't be safe for her tae walk there anyway, security will be compromised by all her fans stalking her and so forth.
Yeah you do talk shite, and now copying things celebrities do. Nearly 40 but thinks he's still a teenager. Sad little middle aged man.
Ring ring .. Hello my lovely is that the Halifax , right so l am Mario from Paisley heights. I am wondering aboot getting ma sell a mortgage. What savings have l got for a deposit well l don’t have any cash cash ma darling but what l do have is a money can’t buy a shiny blue tick on insta. Noo by my calculations l reckon that’s like having 100k in the bank for tick nae debates … dial tone … hello hello what the duck that c*nt just hung up on me. Does he no know who the duck l am ‘ur , he needs to get to know fuckin fast
People are getting dug out of rubble in other parts of the world, and they’re the lucky ones. And he’s creaming his leggings because a piece of code got added to his insta handle.
Git. Right. Tae. duck.
Git. Right. Tae. duck.
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Are you reading the secret and visualising ma lovelieFly high and white hearts 🤍🤍🤍🤍 usually indicate death
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Ah bet Here's Johnny and Krystal Meth dinni huv blue ticks, I Marion is the star in that family #soaye
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Oaf yer button mushroom ma lovelieNearly had a stroke reading them quotes
Oh aye, Martin, that’s right. Mariah would also post numerous times aboot a blue tick, followed by a packet of mini eggs in bed and a glass of wine several days later #desrved #treatit
I pretty sure in German that sign means ar$e hole
It doesni mean anything Maureen. Hope this helps hen x
I’ve been way oot this lane for too long, but Marion has fairly been treating us in recent weeks #deserved. Thread suggestion ma lovelies - Manifesting with Mario - do a mop kick to get a blue tick
Be a hale chapter in the book, ''my blue tick jurnee'' riviting stuff
People like bleeping Maureen shouldn’t be allowed access tae the inter web! She doesn’t know what it means? So for all she knows it could be a Pedalo tick, meaning he’s oan a fiddler register.
But yeah, you well done him our Mo. Silly old bleep
Yeah you do talk shite, and now copying things celebrities do. Nearly 40 but thinks he's still a teenager. Sad little middle aged man.
Whenever I’ve had a bit of a shite day or just feeling a bit down, I think of Marion and it cheers me up no end. Thank god I don’t have his life, or his haircut! 
Thank god I don’t have his life, or his haircut! 
What are the chances of Rayne suffocating him in his sleep tonight? I can't take anymore.
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