Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

maeve87 said:

On top of the bespoke cupboards ma lovely xx

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No room. It's full up there with all his shite!
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Madge2022 said:

Greatest Of All Time, youse feeling alright ma lovelie

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I didna mean that and you know it! Although oor Marion is the greatest sharter, the greatest cunt, the greatest beakiest nastiest of all time. Goat as in stinky farmyard animal!

Just looking on that there small business called rightmove and seeing the prices of front and back door properties with bespoke gardens in Paisley has got me wondering why this parasite and his cling on don’t buy their own house. For less than £200k they could get a wee new build, surely there’s a mortgage broker on here that can help them, and us get some new content.

Where ur his ears, did the ear biter return tae the close?


Ah'm sure auld Grinch kin sleep easy noo that I Marion patron saint oaf small businesses has given her book a plug.

Surprised he didn't buy it, mair his level than the secret.

Awk, a wee away day 2.5 hours for Marian and his carer. Where do you think they’re off to? Edinburgh to look round Home Bargains and an early bird in a chain Italian?
And have you forgotten #gifted for wee Deek’s coffee?

TheFabFader said:

Awk, a wee away day 2.5 hours for Marian and his carer. Where do you think they’re off too? Edinburgh to look round Home Bargains and an early bird in a chain Italian?
And have you forgotten #gifted for wee Deek’s coffee?
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A free coffee, living the high life noo boys eh

Hope the taxman catch up wi him, no declaring #gifts

We will be awe cosy by 5pm so aye we will. Xx

coffeeislife21 said:

When he touched deeks shoulder I cringed inside!
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@menopausalmargrit i hope your ok hen. Haven’t seen you pop up for a few weeks xx

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Ahm fine hen, absoluterly fine!!! Work is chaotic at the moment so Cannae deal with too much of Paisleys Princess.

Tonsalove
M xxx

I’m fairly new to the fascinating world of Mario so forgive me if these have been discussed at length before. But a few things just have me howling at how not right this man is.

-The rant about Derek using his Jo Malone hand wash. Why spend £60 on a bottle of hand wash if you can’t afford to use it?? I bloody love Aesop but I’m not about to spunk a small fortune in it so I just use nice smelling, cheaper hand wash and decant it into a nicer bottle. Job done. But the way he has a go at the camera is pure psycho behaviour.

-Getting the Christmas tree up so early and then complaining about it the whole time. It’s hideous anyway.

- His runaway spending habit and then in the same breath wishing that he could go away somewhere nice. For the price of that pointless ring light he could easily book a couple of cheapie plane tickets to somewhere in Europe. For the price of the volume of take away she consumes he could book a really nice airB&B for a couple of nights. Husband and I like to get away at least a few times per year so we prioritise saving for trips instead of throwing away money on fast food. It doesn’t have to break the bank!

-The expensive Dyson hair dryer when he has less hair than my three year old But maybe I’m just bitter because I’m still using the £40 Babyliss hair dryer I got for my 18th birthday that is still going after twenty years

God, seeing Derek's wee hand on his shoulder has knocked me wrong wtf, absolutely repulsive safe to say my fanny has packed up and left the country

Since the dawn of time people have asked engaged couples "so when's the big day?" Then once married its "when will we hear the pitter patter of tiny feet" and tbh Maz, you and Didums should have a mortgage. Social housing is in such short supply that two healthy, able young guys shouldn't be taking up a bedsit that could help get someone a roof over their head.

I honestly think the pair of you are half wits, not the full shilling.

Derek's flat is miles from being even close to a show house - it's a shit hole, in a dumping ground surrounded by the dregs of society. A safe space it is not

It’s the contradictions for me. Remember when he said he COULD get a mortgage “like that” *clicks fingers*? Then told us how pre pandemic they were in crippling debt and covid turned that aprund for them and enabled them to save some money because the shops were closed

Also sorry but no one says “when are you going to get a mortgage?” That’s ridiculous! They may ask if you’re planning to buy a house, but it wouldn’t be phrased any other way.

He’s a lying, triggered, bald loser that hasn’t achieved really anything in his life.

menopausalmargrit said:

Ahm fine hen, absoluterly fine!!! Work is chaotic at the moment so Cannae deal with too much of Paisleys Princess.

Tonsalove
M xxx

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Just be grateful you don't work hard like Insta influencers, don't ken yer born wi yer wee easy shifts.

Miss youse poasting

TheFabFader said:

Awk, a wee away day 2.5 hours for Marian and his carer. Where do you think they’re off to? Edinburgh to look round Home Bargains and an early bird in a chain Italian?
And have you forgotten #gifted for wee Deek’s coffee?
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Wonder where tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are off too

teaandgoss101 said:

Wonder where tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are off too

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Soft play.

TheFabFader said:

Awk, a wee away day 2.5 hours for Marian and his carer. Where do you think they’re off to? Edinburgh to look round Home Bargains and an early bird in a chain Italian?
And have you forgotten #gifted for wee Deek’s coffee?
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Julie took pity on Deekz

or

This never happened

Wow a free coffee. That'll get his fake insta mates jealous

The way he mentioned mortgage instead of house makes me wonder have they gone to see about getting a mortgage and been declined for their credit ratings?

So glad I went ta beed befare I saw this, I'd have had pure bespoke neetmares so aye.

Put it away please.

honey&lemon said:

The way he mentioned mortgage instead of house makes me wonder have they gone to see about getting a mortgage and been declined for their credit ratings?

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Omg he will be triggered to the hilt after reading this more chance of him giving birth before SS than him getting a mortgage. They'd be lucky to get a bloody vanquis credit card

honey&lemon said:

The way he mentioned mortgage instead of house makes me wonder have they gone to see about getting a mortgage and been declined for their credit ratings?

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Covid helped them so aye. Wankers.


If he has had debt and if they have paid it off since this video, then his credit rating could be fine. Dependant on what he has had/has now.


But apparently, he still owes money to debt collectors.

Oh the joys. I wonder what crazy adventure the two cocks are up to sitting in Costa coffee in Edinburgh for a few hours? Couple a boring cunts.