Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[Babybail93]

She’s got a cheek talking out Bleeding Gums Murphy wearing his Christmas pjs, when she had her tree up in October

 

[Madge2022]

She’s got a cheek talking out Bleeding Gums Murphy wearing his Christmas pjs, when she had her tree up in October

Probably raging that wee Deek started his crissmas 2023 afore him. After all he doesn't want Derek thinking he's something better than he is. Prick.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!

 

[Ambergambler]

The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays

 

[Madge2022]

Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!

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[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Sing it Hen xx
Pure Bespoke family
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I read that as Springum or Scrotum the first two times

 

[Madge2022]

The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays

That was the non famous Mario hen #iydkgtk

 

[Shmebulock]

Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!

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At least Mario hasn't influenced him to butcher it himself yet #practicemakesok

 

[Ferguson]

The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays

Since then he's became a seasoned travel expert.
2 trains & slept in a weans camp bed in a hotel broom cupboard.

 

[Madonna]

Wee Deek looking bespoke this evening

 

[paperbackwriter89]

The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays

Disnae like the sand getting in her fanny

 

[Madge2022]

Wee Deek looking bespoke this evening

Aw feck, auld Princess Fiona

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays

Then he posted Lapland. Iv been there. -30°. That would really gee her something to greet about

 

[AllieBee]

Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!

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Has Deek pissed hisself? Sure that's a wet patch

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

man may as well keep wearing his Christmas pjs, they will be out again after Easter anyway. It’ll soon be Christmas again my lovelies…duck summer us bastards pegging our bleep washings oot and sitting in the garden

 

[Freefalling]

Has Deek pissed hisself? Sure that's a wet patch

Either a sweaty arse or a leak 🫣

 

[bigmouth1927]

Disnae like the sand getting in her fanny

Shes an abrasive bleep at the best of times!

 

[mammaof3]

I think he's really a goldfish with it's 3 second memory.

One min he hates the hot weather, the next min he wants to go just for the water...

June last year.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Spends one night in London with a carer and now thinks he’s off to the Maldives and Norway Imagine him and dead Deek trying to navigate an airport

They'd need special assistance right upto the plane. Both brandishing their shart cards. Marion elbowing the air hostesses out of the way to get a photo with the pilot.

 

[GreaseSpot]

They'd need special assistance right upto the plane. Both brandishing their shart cards. Marion elbowing the air hostesses out of the way to get a photo with the pilot.

Having to learn that shart card or not, turbulence means you have to stay sitting - and quite probably shitting in your seat.
Mile high shart club so aye 🫣