She’s literally ran straight intae the cupboard hotel room, threw the woodlouse ontae the single bed and started filming with excitement. We were promised big things in January and I’m not disappointed so far and so forth.
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Pyoor clutching ma bespoke beak at the room.That hotel room!My guest room is bigger. He could lie in bed and reach for his clothes from the wardrobe easily. Nope, sorry but you couldn't pay me to stay in that dated place, but for Mario it's just his thing
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Even funnier that hev wants tae share it like its something tae show off aboot
It’s double the size of his flat so probs felt like a mansion to himNOT THE SINGLE BED!!!Showing it off like it’s a suite at The Savoy!
What ..Derek travelled to London to escort him home ? A grown man couldn’t do a journey on a train alone ? He such a manchild
stop it now
I bet it was one of the hotels where you need to pay for a window 
He's replied to nearly every post, but chose to ignore this one.
Answer it you ignorant little tosser. We can see it's not an expensive hotel
Answer it you ignorant little tosser. We can see it's not an expensive hotel
Lets hope for more adventures.
As long as you dinnae get a “Marion” haircut
Pure clutching ma beak here hen so aye
I’m goaaaaaane. The tag. Absolutely clutching ma well travelled beak
Parties? You mean scared everyone home early with the death breath.
He's gone oot, even though he went food shopping.
#fuckit #deserved #treatit #amaninfluencer
Him liking pineapple on pizza is arguably the worst thing aboot him noo so aye
In fairness tae her, am the same - after you’ve been oan holiday, you come back hame, no food in the house, sick of eating foreign food and just want some of your own countries comfort food. #longhaul
I'd love to see what Mario buys on his weekly shop, I bet it's all beige freezer food(potato smileys, alphabites, fish fingers etc etc)
I'm creased, especially at his name tag
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