Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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3 bleep washings ma arse!

Hoose is freezing coz thers so much shite behind the concrete block the heat canny go far.
Surprised there's not a bespoke chemical fire when the heating is on with all the plastic landfill, candy cane shizzle, mugs, abandoned coffee stations and unused slippers and so forth behind there.
 
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The only reason he has so many bleep washings to do is because he uses different products for his and Deeks washing instead of using the one and doing it altogether. Walloper.
 
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Martins going to need more annual leave after staying up til this hour - at least he used his signature tune #deserved
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Ffs Marion you were away less than 72 hours probably calm down. Think he'd been in Australia for 6 months. twit

Back to reality fat face. Welcome back to your tit hole of a flat 🤭
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Random bumpy plastering job on wall, does he want people to believe he's in a town house?
A flat is a flat house is a house.
 
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Cakes as a treat for DumDim!! Jesus Mary and Joseph that’s the last thing he needs!!! Teef like burnt fag ends! Get bogin breath to a dentist instead!🤮
 
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Funny how her shart card was nowhere to be seen in any of the pics taking during the big trip to London :unsure: probably no bespoke enough for the insta lovelies n so forth
 
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Funny how her shart card was nowhere to be seen in any of the pics taking during the big trip to London :unsure: probably no bespoke enough for the insta lovelies n so forth
Disabilities are reserved for Paisley only, ma lovelie. She was healed the minute her new balance clob hopper, stepped afoot the train. So aye.
 
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He'll be raging when he see's the boujee sofa stains have been spotted 🤣 Deeks cakes will be getting launched aff his heid 🫣

Just seen his muse Mr C has landed a TV job on Sort your life out with SS, oh to be a fly on the wall when he sees that 🤣
 
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Ah went in once to edit and then goat #feart ah wud delete the whole thing so left quicker than a Marion shart!

Thanks tae youse tae @Babybail93 in starting aw the new threads, even though it's no yer joab. 🥔♥
I didnae choose this app Ma lovely, it chose me. So aye and so forth
 
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Broke ma ankle running here after the REEL.

-it looks like the text reads ‘Marias Adventures’
-the hotel room inc bathroom is the same size as his full bedsit and again nae bath
-still mortified he wore the peached whale tracksuit in London
 
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I’ve just watched her stories. She is definately a new woman after her trip to the big city. That’s her all sassy now she’s made it as one of the girls
 
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That reel 😂

I cannae cope with the single bed, the cheapest of rooms.

He's been oot in that tracksuit, ah'm affronted for him & nae debates oan ma post.
Pyoor cringe how she's acting like she's just got back fae a 6 month roond the bespoke world trip and so forth.
 
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