Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Back to reality fat face. Welcome back to your tit hole of a flat 
Yeah I agree. I should’ve added compared to the others. Despite their success they still don’t have much of style and class.
Whole house*
*Two room council flat in a rough as duck close
Anyone else imagining wee Derk having tae go tae his managers tae ask if he can swap his days aboot at work and having tae explain his 39 year old man child boyfriend cannae get on a train oan his oan
And how much ‘Annual Leave’ daes Fatso get? Considering he only works fae about an hour a day! I’m in the wrang Joab (this app is no my Joab)
Sad little bastard.
Mazda, ma lovely, you set off on Monday, got back on Tuesday! She won't have even noticed you weren't there.
And
You don't have a house.
The fat slug is still eating crissmas chocolate hens
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He’s been away one night!!! How does he have to sort the two rooms! Maybes wee Deek had a soirée of fellow orange people/weed smokers cos he was free for a night. I think I’ve swerved too far
I’m ngl if I was Marion I’d be sharting mysel that Derk wouldn’t come and collect me 
Hello! I’ve come over from the Hinch thread. I have no background on Mario but I imagine he’s as much of a nob as he looks if he has this many threads about him his hair! Ha ha. Deary me. X
his hair! Ha ha. Deary me. XWelcome. Have a read of the wiki. You'll be clutching your beak.Hello! I’ve come over from the Hinch thread. I have no background on Mario but I imagine he’s as much of a nob as he looks if he has this many threads about him
Welcome! I’m so jealous of people discovering Mario for the first time. Sit down with some joos and criss and get aww cosy and have a read of the Wiki and then go and watch his ‘highlights’. You’re in for a laugh. Tattie hearts to youHello! I’ve come over from the Hinch thread. I have no background on Mario but I imagine he’s as much of a nob as he looks if he has this many threads about him
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Mario whilst having a little
is the biggest nob of all.
Get ready to clutch your beak at his Wiki and I almost feel jealous of the hysteria you will experience for the first time if you pop over to his singing highlights on his Insta
Welcome!!! This is the best thread on Tattle! Nae debates.Hello! I’ve come over from the Hinch thread. I have no background on Mario but I imagine he’s as much of a nob as he looks if he has this many threads about him
Mario whilst having a little
is the biggest nob of all.Get ready to clutch your beak at his Wiki and I almost feel jealous of the hysteria you will experience for the first time if you pop over to his singing highlights on his Insta
Ah hope there was nae stains before oor little travelling cleaner set oaf on his 16 hour trip.
Deeks been having some wee fun
He’s acting as if he’s just back fae 3 weeks in Dubai ffs!! Rayn was prolly glad tae get a break fae the beaky bleep and how the duck can the hovel be a mess?? Naecunt was in it!! Unless he asked the junkies to hoosesit it
Just off MissGreedys stories and shes now adopted the expression (but we move) ffs. Havent noticed her saying it before. Mario the influencer to the influencers.
I just can't shift this image after yesterday. Peperami and so forth so aye.
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Welcome hen! Prepare youse self fae wan hell of a ride! Reading his Wiki is like some weird fever dream.Hello! I’ve come over from the Hinch thread. I have no background on Mario but I imagine he’s as much of a nob as he looks if he has this many threads about him
Oh, and despite all appearances and evidence, he ISN’T actually a parody account. He actually lives like this
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