Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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maeve87

Welcome back hen! We dae indeed move but only with assistance there AND BACK, oor page oor rules so aye!
 
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coffeeislife21

Hens I’m pure affronted! I went to bed and woke up to a new thread!
how dare ya! Get back in your own lains and so forth!
 
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paperbackwriter89

Prepare ourselves fae the come down. “So tired aff all the travelling, the arselicking, the excitement, But there’s nae place like hame”.
Which will be where he’ll now stay for the next year and dine out on the day he met his idols from this app.
 
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iris8

They just prove you can’t buy class or even style.
When Marion looked around that room he must’ve thought wtf have I done or got to show from the app??

I took an actual red neck for him during that phone box scene.
 
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Sloggingaway

Literally have been wetting me knickers at this thread, what a hilarious bunch of funny fookers you all are
O/T there was a man in our village who was claiming benefits and such like as he stated he couldn’t leave the village
Therefore couldn’t work etc
My village is going like a small town with everything you could ever need, even I don’t leave it that often as I don’t need to
Anyway one day, after many years, we didn’t see him for ages and then bumped into him, in the next neighbourhood
I blurted out ‘I thought you couldn’t leave the village’ at him
And he said oh they built some new flats here so took one of them and moved out
I said oh, do not go back to the village anymore as we haven’t seen you
He seriously answered ‘oh no I get anxiety if I leave this area where I am living now’

So yes it appears that you do get benefits and shit for making stuff up
He hasn’t had a job in 20 odd years!
 
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Babybail93

iris8 said:
They just prove you can’t buy class or even style.
When Marion looked around that room he must’ve thought wtf have I done or got to show from the app??

I took an actual red neck for him during that phone box scene.
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All the people in that room, no matter how much I dislike them, are successful.

Then we have Mario, the part time cleaner from Paisley wae the council flat, who showed up.

He’s got come brass neck, I’ll give him that. I wouldn’t have had the front!
 
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teaandgoss101

His peaked ma lovelie. Be back to his 2 ft cell filled with shite planning for his Christmas themed 2026
 
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One-of-hunners

I have so much to unload!

1. The fact he even went when they're all pretty successful at what they do and he cleans the bogs at the local cop shop and lives in a shoebox. Mortified for him.

2. All the make up he owns and his face looks likes it's about to combust! How red is he!

3. All the money he spends on absolute shite and he couldn't buy a fee decent outfits for going away.

4. Making deed deek come all the way to London and not even do anything with him, spend a night. Unbelievably selfish!

5. We'll never hear the end of this.
 
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paperbackwriter89

Totally agree hen! They’ve turned this app intae their joab and fleeced plenty of petty cash from it. Marions personality is his Christmas tree, moaning about trolls and the odd free sponge he’s sent #deserved. Absolutely cringing fae him as the awkward guest who brings nothing tae the party.
 
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Hinchpinchpunch

Wow his follower numbers has shot up!
I’m wondering how long they stay once he’s on his come down
 
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Ferguson

Well what a few treatits we've had and so forth.

Mazda in his cheap clothes sponging off Hannah.
They've 1hunner percent only invited him tae take the pish oota him.

I've literally cringed for the bald fat loser.
Sat there with his DIY haircut, looking like he's been prepped for brain surgery, bright red puffy face.
Sat amongst a table of people who've made money offa that app.
All heading back tae their big detached houses, and he's away back tae his cooncil bedsit.
 
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Rayne

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