Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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I wunner why Deek wasnae invited to Fake Fest 23? I see PTWM's work shy husband was there.
It would've made his trip to London slightly less tragic and pointless.
It would've made his trip to London slightly less tragic and pointless.
Hannah was his plus 1 ma lovely, nae flies on her and Nick. This explains a lot
He'll officially think he is tit on a stick, Scotland's No 1 Instahun. It's gonna give us so much to discuss, that's a journey I'm here for
Part oaf history the day, wull never remember where ah wuz when the queen died, but ken when Marion met Hinch and nae debates!Baby steps noo Maggie doll, we dinny even get the Glesga Christmas markets last year... We'll be hearing a this 24 hours in London fir years tae come, it's the furthest he's travelled since Blackpool (cos we aw know Ibiza wis a lie).
Anyway, wit a day eh ma luvlies?! Oor wee Maz creaming his Y-fronts er the instahuns and getting pics way them, al no be surprised if he prints them oot and tries to put the pics oan another glass bauble. He'll be gawn inty work giddy as can be trying tae flex that he met 'celebrities' and in fact they're so close 'LIT THAT' bleeping delusional wee loser at the end a the day. Zoph and Stace will be gawn back tae their mansions tae slag him oaf aw night but aye spine bright hens
Mair cream in Marion's Y-fronts than aw the cakes in the cake restaurant the day ma lovelie
Caption this 
Stacy - "Mario, you poor bastard living in that flat in Beirut, you could have had a Pickle cottage if you had fleeced everyone like we do"
Mario - "oan yoursel hen, we move"
Hinch - "I can't understand a word the he says"
Stacy - "Mario, you poor bastard living in that flat in Beirut, you could have had a Pickle cottage if you had fleeced everyone like we do"
Mario - "oan yoursel hen, we move"
Hinch - "I can't understand a word the he says"
Chanting ye fae the rooftoaps hen
The colour of his face and the glowing forehead ...sweating buckets he is !Caption this
Stacy - "Mario, you poor bastard living in that flat in Beirut, you could have had a Pickle cottage if you had fleeced everyone like we do"
Mario - "oan yoursel hen, we move"
Hinch - "I can't understand a word the he says"
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Ann needs tae get tae ken!
I cannae take any credit fer it ma lovelyChanting ye fae the rooftoaps hen
Looks like Stacey is saying who the duck invited this wee ned.Caption this
Stacy - "Mario, you poor bastard living in that flat in Beirut, you could have had a Pickle cottage if you had fleeced everyone like we do"
Mario - "oan yoursel hen, we move"
Hinch - "I can't understand a word the he says"
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You have to go and see the actual video because he looks so awkward 
And just like that... We have a new thread.You have to go and see the actual video because he looks so awkward
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Wee creep, he must had been star struck touching SS awkwardly.
Ohhhhmmygood guys like I can't believe I met SS I even got to touch her, memories forever.
SS at home arranging a restraining order out on Marion, really creepy, Ned red faced tit breath man kept trying get to close to me Joe.
Am laughing so much at this I had to tell ma husband about Marion's tales.
"Does his boyfriend know he's just his carer?"
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