Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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paperbackwriter89

Treatit his new followers to some actual cleaning - funny how we’ve aw been saying he daes none, then he’s guttin the bedsit.
That’ll be him done now for the year.
 
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Freefalling

That wee bedsit is needing demolished, it's done, nae debates the woodwork looks like it's coming off the wall and what a paint job

Every corner is packed with utter shit, no air is circulating, they're 100% going on a smelly, mouldy damp journey.

His journey is no ma fight but I'm absolutely here for it, buying all the tat in Home Bargains is like putting cheap ass glitter on a steaming pile of poo

Deluded pair of half wits

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£100 for a mop that he uses for approximately 4 metres, please someone cut his cards up, he could wipe it with 1 bloody floor wipe
 
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Sloppys

So in his already mouldy bedroom he’s steamed the carpet? Does he just not get it. Steam = water = more excess water in the air = Mold! Can’t imagine he’s flung all his windows open either.
 
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Pepsi

SuzyE said:
We know that flats tiny, but come on. They must have to maneuver themselves around that bedroom like an obstacle course. It's friggin tiny!

Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is

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This will be a high footfall area and nae debates
 
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One-of-hunners

Fs
Hes blind - loves being a car passenger (for the sights)
Hes got mold - steams his carpet in winter.

I know he's thick but he can't be that thick to steam his carpets in winter when he's already complaining of mold.

Also that oven isn't just 2 months worth! I won't lie I don't clean my oven all that often and I definitely use it much more than he uses his and mine isn't that bad after 2 months!

Take it he's living up to the account name for the new followers wonder when he'll give up.
 
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Pepsi

What the feck is this squiggle? is it meant ta be a Hinch heart but his hauns are shakin so much this wis the best he could dae?
All these horrible bad fur the planet products (i prefer good auld bicarb) just think whit money he could be making if any of the brands actually wanted tae work wi the fecker. So aye


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The flats been #guttit
He's done the steamin
To show new followers he does the cleanin #treatit
 
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Poptart

If @hopethishelpsallthebest doesn't Photoshop that into a cock and balls I'll be pure affronted.
 
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Rayne

She’s feeling herself the day hens, nearly took ma eye out with her titty pumping

 
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Rocketllama

He gets a dry face cause he’s in a “cleaning environment” all day? Is he scrubbing the toilets wi his face??
 
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Pepsi

Whits he like sittin in that shart coloured hoosecoat tryin ta sell something hes actually getting paid to do.
Swearing away and disnay even ken whit the product is being marketed fur, so aye classy right enough
I really dont ken why Hannah bothers with him. Hes hopeless.
 
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teaandgoss101

“I just dried my hair” I’ve got more hair on my eyebrows than he has that head. He is such a deluded little twat

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The dancing I’m cringing.

The cotton pad sounds like sand paper against his skin
 
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