Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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Every day I grow more convinced that the pair of them have a learning disability. A bespoke one nae doot but a learning disability nonetheless.
 
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It's karma on his arse and this app, no ma quote
 
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Every day I grow more convinced that the pair of them have a learning disability. A bespoke one nae doot but a learning disability nonetheless.
I huv tae agree hen. I’m no a Doctor, but there is definitely something no wired correctly.
 
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Ah'l bet he used that whiny voice all the time as a wean.

At school.. Sir, they're all picking on meeeeeeee.

At hame... Mammy, Krystal Meth will nae let me play with heeeeeerrrrrr

Nae wunner oor Sadie gave him tae the aunt.
 
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Loves being a passenger in a car but last week aw we heard was how blind he is that he can't even see a toilet door.

That wee whiney voice he does when he wants something sounds like a wee lassie!

Creeps me out him and Deek down his brothers dog sitting. I just imagine them playing houses and acting like it's their house.
 
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We’ve no been treat it to a wee lip filler/lash lift journee for a while noo ma lovelies, maybe he’ll get booked in when he’s reminded whilst on his catch up here
hel get it booked in when he gets another cost of living payment hen.

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Oh yes, oor Deek has gone from being a wee ride to a lot of us to being disliked and disowned . And he’s got manky gums, so aye
don’t also forgot my lovelie the time Mario knocked wee Betty down and the girl said Derek stood there laughing at gurning at her like a gormless clown. So aye
 
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Aye, the view oot of the McGill’s bus window must look similar
Fur sumone as blind as a Nikita dug Marion has remarkably good eyesight, if he kin see this, as it's aboot 4,000 miles away fae the Beirut bedsit #soaye

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Every day I grow more convinced that the pair of them have a learning disability. A bespoke one nae doot but a learning disability nonetheless.
Two of them will be showing your post as proof when they go for their disability medical assessment.
 
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Hallo ma lovelies

My real joab that's not my joab but is my joab has been keeping me very busy and hawf missed his antics.

Why does he enjoy being a passenger at night when he can't see?
 
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Just catchin up on the bespoke dug sitting journey. WTF is that voice? hus he been on Deeks wacky backy?
Nearly 40 years auld an whining like a wee lassie wanting a dug fur christmas. A dug in that flat? Rayn hates him enough already withoot mare animals.
Maybes Hinch will let him huv a wee journey to notafarm for a petting session wa Henry or maybes he will just want to sit and stroke her extensions.
So aye
 
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Just catchin up on the bespoke dug sitting journey. WTF is that voice? hus he been on Deeks wacky backy?
Nearly 40 years auld an whining like a wee lassie wanting a dug fur christmas.
Ma lovelies, he really is Buffalo Bill fae silence oaf the lambs. Skinning Bungle and George fae rainbow and wearing the skin, noo he wants a wee white dug ...


Put the lotion oan the skin or else youse get Marion's cooncil shower #soaye
 
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This creepy freak comes out with some weird shit

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When the fuck was the last time he was in a car? Apart from H like 2 years ago and McGill's bus don't count Marion at 4pm on a winter night when your on route to get home getting all cosy.

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Why they awkwardly sitting in the kitchen last night? I get to ma siblings raid hr fridge, spread out on her couch, mess about with the heating, deliberately make some mess cause am always going be that annoying younger sister lol. These 2 probably sat whole time in there waiting on the brother to come home or Deed Deek not allowed to go anywhere in the house because Marion been around cleaning it since 5pm
 
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Isa doll, ah think his brother locks the rest oaf the hoose up, so the odd couple huv tae stay in the kitchen and use the doonstair utility cludgie. Ah'd say ah'd dae the same but ah'd huv disowned him by noo.
 
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Isa doll, ah think his brother locks the rest oaf the hoose up, so the odd couple huv tae stay in the kitchen and use the doonstair utility cludgie. Ah'd say ah'd dae the same but ah'd huv disowned him by noo.
Baby gate on the stairs. I can’t imagine either have the brain capacity to work a lock on one
 
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Think wee Deek has some issues. Constant gift buying is giving me the creeps. Wonder if Max ever thinks to buy him anything?!
 
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