Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

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Ainā€™t it queer how Claire (Katieā€™s mum) wasnā€™t there ? Yet sheā€™s putting oor Hannah up in her house šŸ’Ž
 
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I can just imagine oor mario scrunched up little face reading this menu thinking wtf is all this! šŸ¤£
Heā€™ll need to ask for help to see and get someone to read it for him. Heā€™s blind and his reading skills are questionable
 
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The place theyā€™re dining at tonight La Bonne Auberge is extremely popular with the older generation, blue rinse and walking stick kinda vibes so oot Marion will fit right inšŸ’ŽšŸ„”šŸ„”
 
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The daft bastard has listed 5 IG accounts but there are only 4 guests, he has to get avamaearomas in dosna he.

Hannah the posh girl, mocking someone's accent. and she's probably paying in that place as well

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Weather is horrendous oot there in Glasgow tonight. Maid Marion will be hating every minute of being outside the safe space
 
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Am I missing something? What was all the fake over exaggerated laughter about after Hannah said ā€œcream ringā€?
Also, panning around and seeing Marioā€™s five chins on his hot dog heed has put me right aff ma tea.
 
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Weather is horrendous oot there in Glasgow tonight. Maid Marion will be hating every minute of being outside the safe space
I was wondering if Glasgow was having it too. Imagine he got stuck and couldn't get home #safetycompromised

Even better if he has to stay at the house where Hannah is staying šŸ¤­

The daft bastard has listed 5 IG accounts but there are only 4 guests, he has to get avamaearomas in dosna he.

Hannah the posh girl, mocking someone's accent. and she's probably paying in that place as well

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Who is the one in black, she looks quite normal.
 
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Thank Christ for Katie Price and fingering/tampon gate to keep me occupied.IYDKGTK
I didn't know. I got to know. Now I wish I could get back tae the time I didn't know & so forth.

Keeping on track, what the actual duck is the wee graze board.
 
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Of all the amazing restaurants in Glasgow he always picks the worst. I am however not surprised.

Weather is absolutely rotten in Glasgow, kinda glad Iā€™m still recovering fae the flu as am no fur leaving ma bed.
 
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I'm shocked he's out of tat towers at this time, surely his safe place is under threat from the weirdos who wander round there šŸ«£
 
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Ma lovely Iā€™m a cleaner with a social work degree, currently doing a masters in Gerontology, I live in a 4 bed detached house and drive an Evoque, smell the wealth, in fact my house is better than most I clean however, I just canā€™t cope with the stress of being a social worker anymore so I went self employed. Weā€™re not all thick hen.
I donā€™t blame you and I work in a very similar role and the stress is unreal. i honestly wasnā€™t saying cleaners were thick just Mazdas sheer sense of entitlement made me pure see red. I cannae even blame the lethalsšŸ¹ for ma stupid comment either. Although mr orange had just woken me up fae a sugar comma on ma danyell special.
I, Orangeboom is also that thick I donā€™t know how to delete ma shady comment either. Once again Iā€™m sorry if I offended anyone
 
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bleeping hell heā€™s in the cinema now? His Klarma card must be close to bursting šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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The shitter will be utter vibes the morning - with Marion eating aw that after the ā€˜cheeseā€™ board. The cinema ā€˜ainā€™t ready for meā€™ - imagine having that nasal drone singing along throughout the fillum, probably took criss and snacks into there too, the fat bleep.
 
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Hope heā€™s remembered to book the audio described version of the film as heā€™s blind. šŸ§‘ā€šŸ¦ÆšŸ¦®
 
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