Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

[Macmama]

Well ma lovelies ah hud a wee nose at the usual suspects instas tae see if they hud mentioned anything.

Absolutely screaming when ah fun this person oan misfit jaw's page. So filtered that on some of her stories her face literally disappears

Then her bio quote of we move finished me aff!

Don't think she has a thread here, couldn't find her.

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Awww, Misfit Maw had that one in her car last week!! Looks like she’s been in the Castlevecchi fryers

Yous are aw hating on wee Maw Rendall but she’s done her best to tart hersel up, that’ll be a new Pradamark tracksuit and aw. Pure Shrek vibes so aye.

The sheer secondhand embarrassment I have that a) AvaHannahMay thinks these folk are normal Scottish lassies and b) Marion thinks they’re her pals. Cringeeeee.

 

[iris8]

This is too funny.
Why have they no shoes on when he doesn’t have any carpets in the high foot fall areas,
Deek smokes weed and he has an indoor cat?
So germs and dirt aren’t a concern to him.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Thank god I still don’t feel great and therefore no leaving ma hoose this weekend coz a can’t wait to follow this tit show. The cutted up cheddar has sent me into a coughing fit.

Hope you feel better soon my lovely. Get a wee primula cheeseboard and get aw cosy

 

[Caw1982]

God. The goes down as the most tragic Kiki I’ve ever witnessed. The fake hysterical laughing about a cream ring (I’m not going to say it your all thinking it). Maz wrapped up in that bleeping dog blanket on his blower even with this grim lot there. It’s tragic.
Thank Christ for Katie Price and fingering/tampon gate to keep me occupied.IYDKGTK

 

[Cinpab]

Sorry to you aw for this judgemental rant. Despite me saying I wasnae being disrespectful it certainly sounds that way to the cleaning profession and I absalootly did not mean that.
keep your power Hens
Apart from you maz.. you do not deserve a pay rise as you are a lazy work shy bleep who has plenty surplus petty cash to waste on shite.

Ma lovely I’m a cleaner with a social work degree, currently doing a masters in Gerontology, I live in a 4 bed detached house and drive an Evoque, smell the wealth, in fact my house is better than most I clean however, I just can’t cope with the stress of being a social worker anymore so I went self employed. We’re not all thick hen.

 

[bosskaren70]

God. The goes down as the most tragic Kiki I’ve ever witnessed. The fake hysterical laughing about a cream ring (I’m not going to say it your all thinking it). Maz wrapped up in that bleeping dog blanket on his blower even with this grim lot there. It’s tragic.
Thank Christ for Katie Price and fingering/tampon gate to keep me occupied.IYDKGTK

Off to the Katie price thread the noo

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

That awful woman in the green tracksuit. Ugh, she’s one only a mother could love.
Though I’m secretly clutching ma beak that she’s wearing that colour in front of him so aye

 

[Caw1982]

Off to the Katie price thread the noo

It kicks off about page 32 on the thread before the current one. Enjoy

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

No words needed

 

[Madge2022]

What a bleeping sin he's literally nae pals. Those instahuns don't count, at best they are work buddies.

Stephen Mulhern has ended me

Is that ye offering tae be his pal ma lovelie

Ah wunner where he's put his bleep washings the day?

Think they ur aw daeing a bespoke scent?

Princess Fiona's wull be named swamp mud.

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Ugh Rendall standing there laughing with a gob full of food

 

[Madge2022]

God. The goes down as the most tragic Kiki I’ve ever witnessed. The fake hysterical laughing about a cream ring (I’m not going to say it your all thinking it). Maz wrapped up in that bleeping dog blanket on his blower even with this grim lot there. It’s tragic.
Thank Christ for Katie Price and fingering/tampon gate to keep me occupied.IYDKGTK

Tampon gate, wuz it really her that King Charles wuz foning?!?!?

 

[Kat__lax]

Got me thinking, has Mario ever been round any of the ‘lassies’ gaffs? In aw ma time spinning bright I can’t recall. She’ll be wet with excitement that people crossed the threshold, the bailiffs don’t get that far. Mother rendall, rough doesn’t even come close.

 

[jxhx]

I take it Hannah's paying for dinner?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

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Looks like Marion got nappy on under those joggers, that for the beige food he is having might have a major shart explosion later

 

[honey&lemon]

Wait wait wait

We had a week long build up to his nieces dance schools party

He planned his tan and make up for Christmas a week before as well

Yet we’ve had nothing for an actual night out with his ‘lassies’

I feel cheated!!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Oh. My.
Howling.

Kermit the Frog and Maz.

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Said before I'll say it again he resembles a hot dog. Big hot dog heed Marion.

 

[muscadet]

Actually buzzing to see what he orders and can he make it look shite

 

[twilightgarden]

Urgh Rendall is rough as arseholes! Standing there shovelling food into her face and cackling. Maybe she’ll go raking in Marion’s cupboards again and do a wee story for us so we can see what’s in the Monica cupboard?! We know you read here, cmon hen and treatit us

Just had a thought that Hannah got the train up this time. Clearly she was too FEART to take her Rangey to Beirut this time

 

[Chez300]

I take it Hannah's paying for dinner?

I can just imagine oor mario scrunched up little face reading this menu thinking wtf is all this!