They all look like they’ve made a bit of an effort (for what i don’t know?) Except MRendal she’s a state looks clarty!!!!!!
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It’s to hide the fact he’s tit himself and so forth
I thought that cheeseboard was for 2, especially with the 2 knives. There's 5/6 of them there, they must be starving. Maybe they'll get treated to a nippy bum bum later, to fill them up.
Kermit's green tracksuit?Can’t cope with what?the shite cheeseboard?the junkies in the communal staircase?the stench of 7543 wax melt burners on all at once?
If they were really having a great time they wouldn’t need to film it when I’m with company and I’m having a laugh/good time and all that carry on I don’t think ‘oooh I know,I’ll film this and stick it on my insta!’ Bunch of sad bastards 
Their “friendship” is so fake. Guaranteed none of them actually like each other and “the lassies” will definitely rip the piss out of Marion on the regs.
All snakes on “that app”
All snakes on “that app”
Can you imagine the conversation in the car when they left his stinky little tit hole. Slating hun tae the groond! Then nipping tae the drive thru after she no fed them
It got me thinking how he's never in all the couple of year's I've been following him never mentioned one real friend off Instagram, not even from school. I've got 4 close friends here at home, but several from school who l meet up with twice a month, and l feel so lucky to have them. To not have one true friend makes me think he's been a really horrible bastard his whole life.
All of them clutching their handbags,pepper spray at the ready
Exactly!. We were too busy enjoying ourselves that we forgot to take a group selfie before we left to go home.If they were really having a great time they wouldn’t need to film it when I’m with company and I’m having a laugh/good time and all that carry on I don’t think ‘oooh I know,I’ll film this and stick it on my insta!’ Bunch of sad bastards
Thank feck l don't live his life.
The way he is sitting on that sofa covered wae his Granny throw. Shows how awkward she is in any social setting. If he wasn’t such a rancid, nasty, fat bleep I could almost feel sorry for her
It just proves how fake their friendship is all for the gram!imagine being on your death bed (sorry to get all morbid ma lovelies) and the only thing you can look back on is pounding the pavements of paisley in your size 3’s,taking 6 months to plan your tea and coffee stayshun,and having a bunch of insta ninnys round your bed sit huddled round a tit cheeseboard,all for insta,what a sad life maz
It's like his security blanket.
That ‘spread’ is never enough for five adults 
So he has people round and they have to take their shoes off , just mop the floor when the leave !! And he is sitting there with £1 slippers where the uggs ma darlin !!
She geez me the absolute boakMR eating with her mouth open
Literally the only time the high footfall area of Lionel flairing has had high footfall - aw of them sharing half a pickled onion and a few ritz crackers each. Stop it. I’m deed.
A hink he is laughing as he has uncovered a gunt..like kristals camel hoof so aye
Aw hens I'm away living my best life in Dublin for the weekend and Martin decides to entertain and I'm missing out - pure affronted I'm missing out
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