Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

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I cringe oan her behalf at the thought of people pulling up tae that shithole and having tae walk through the close tae get tae his door. I’d never have anyone around if I lived there
 
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Well ma lovelies ah hud a wee nose at the usual suspects instas tae see if they hud mentioned anything.

Absolutely screaming when ah fun this person oan misfit jaw's page. So filtered that on some of her stories her face literally disappears 🤣

Then her bio quote of we move finished me aff!⚰

Don't think she has a thread here, couldn't find her.

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I think Hannah's taking the pishe.

Why the cheese knives? And all laid oot on his Ikea chopping board. Classy.

and that lot is just for one ma lovelies, are they all hobbits?


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Well I hope the lassies are bringing the Prosecco and Porn Star mix, theyre gonna need it to get through the afternoon nae debates.
 
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Ad love to be a fly oan the flairboards in that bedsit ma lovelies although I wid probably buzz aff after 2mins of them talking about bespoke scents and the latest B&M special bargains, what a sad little life :sleep:
 
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Thank god I still don’t feel great and therefore no leaving ma hoose this weekend coz a can’t wait to follow this tit show. The cutted up cheddar has sent me into a coughing fit.
 
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I cringe oan her behalf at the thought of people pulling up tae that shithole and having tae walk through the close tae get tae his door. I’d never have anyone around if I lived there
You’d need to gee me a blade, a BB gun, and a bulletproof vest tae even step foot in that close so aye💎
 
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So it Hannah and who else? I assume the foot with slides is Deek, and the green trackie is Mario. Who’s in the tights?
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Ahm exposing masel the day ma luvlies, am sorry am a snake tattlers. A actually got invited tae the day oot way the lassies tae Mario’s. That’s the real reason am aff work the noo. The BF managed tae sneak a pic a me afore a went in. Again, am sorry. Am ashamed. Am wondering if any a youse can forgive me😢💎

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Don’t forget the hazmat suit. ☠
Imagine the stench when the lassies came in the door. Marion will have been sharting for days as he's been so nervous about them coming round. Hope they remembered their gas masks so aye.
 
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Self proclaimed fat witch here and I’m affronted with that offering of a ‘cheese’ board. I’m famished just tae look at it.
 
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My husband would be pure affronted if I presented him with cream cheese for his bespoke cheese/charcuterie board.

He makes them up when we have a party or visitors over.

Am masel not going to compromise ma security by sharing a personal picture but he goes all out. His looks better than this to be fair to him. It's not his joab to make them but he makes it his joab iykwim. IYDKGTK, you know?

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There's enough on there for them to have an egg cup each and so forth. Hope Hannah has a wee shiv in her purse for protection, and a wee mask for Marion's breath, arse, Deeks weed and Rayn's litter tray. So aye.
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Hannah saying Martin knows how to host 😂 Has she caught his bespoke Kerry Katonas and has all of a sudden gone blind to think that he’s put a good spread on? bleeping hell, looks like he’s catering for a bunch of toddlers!
She’s 100% not staying with him because she knows she’d have to sleep on the concrete slab!
 
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