Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

[Sloppys]

All that Jo Malone he supposedly has and he’s burning the Aldi knock off

 

[peachy-keen]

me seeing marios Instagram

 

[Madge2022]

All that Jo Malone he supposedly has and he’s burning the Aldi knock off

Wee Deek must be in and he's no important enough tae get a whiff oaf it.

 

[maeve87]

Wee Deek must be in and he's no important enough tae get a whiff oaf it.

Aye Deeks no important enough to smell the wealth n so forth so aye

 

[Madge2022]

Aye Deeks no important enough to smell the wealth n so forth so aye

If ah wuz Deek ah'd huv scudded the Jo Malone haun wash boattle aff his bawheid.

Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night Imagine him coming home from work the night to get aww cozy in his manky MOTB housecoat to watch this 🤢🤢🤢🤢

tattle.life

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Wee reading journey fae the weekend and so forth.

 

[SuzyE]

This imbecile can't write a readable sentence, so him reading an actual book is zero chance. He needs pictures like that book @hopethishelpsallthebest just posted

 

[CrapEars]

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me seeing marios Instagram

He can’t. But that book is so badly written it won’t matter anyway. She makes Marion look like Stephen Fry.

 

[SuzyE]

Hola Ma Lovelies,

A huv been absolutely flaired wi the flu. Honestly been bed bound for about two weeks. On the plus side Av lost a stone.

A didnae even huv the energy to check oot oor Marion or in wi youse trolls.

Kin somebody please gee me a brief overview of what he’s been up tae fur the last two weeks, and wit is he going oan aboot in his latest post aboot spreading his wings?

Tonsalove,
M xxx

So pleased to see you back lovely, but hate that you've had flu. My neighbour's had it since Christmas and it's still with her now

 

[Popper]

Marion telling us he’s going to travel somewhere apart from braehead on the McGill’s AND he’s going to read a book? Sit down Pinocchio of Paisley and get some class. Yer talking’ shite

 

[Freefalling]

This imbecile can't write a readable sentence, so him reading an actual book is zero chance. He needs pictures like that book @hopethishelpsallthebest just posted
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I listened to the sample clip on audible, when I say I lasted less than a minute I'm not lying. It stressed me out, she's talking so fast

 

[orangeboom]

Hola Ma Lovelies,

A huv been absolutely flaired wi the flu. Honestly been bed bound for about two weeks. On the plus side Av lost a stone.

A didnae even huv the energy to check oot oor Marion or in wi youse trolls.

Kin somebody please gee me a brief overview of what he’s been up tae fur the last two weeks, and wit is he going oan aboot in his latest post aboot spreading his wings?

Tonsalove,
M xxx

hullo ma lovely,
I was pure feart that your bath shagging pal had caught wind of their business being all owa tattle and done away with you.
Tattie hearts to you, get some of that sodium soup doon your neck fae a speedy recovery x

 

[Madge2022]

hullo ma lovely,
I was pure feart that your bath shagging pal had caught wind of their business being all owa tattle and done away with you.
Tattie hearts to you, get some of that sodium soup doon your neck fae a speedy recovery x

I'm huving visuals oaf oor poor @menopausalmargrit being drowned in the bath by her pal while her bf mounts her.

 

[orangeboom]

I'm huving visuals oaf oor poor @menopausalmargrit being drowned in the bath by her pal while her bf mounts her.

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My mind has been in dark places since oor margrit’s sabbatical fae the app began

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hola Ma Lovelies,

A huv been absolutely flaired wi the flu. Honestly been bed bound for about two weeks. On the plus side Av lost a stone.

A didnae even huv the energy to check oot oor Marion or in wi youse trolls.

Kin somebody please gee me a brief overview of what he’s been up tae fur the last two weeks, and wit is he going oan aboot in his latest post aboot spreading his wings?

Tonsalove,
M xxx

Praise be you're back, I was feart that you'd got lost in the wee small business, Macy's New York. So aye. You need to go to Chernobyl towers and sneeze in Marion's face, flu will be a Godsend to her, if anyone needs to lose a stone, it's oor Maz.

 

[orangeboom]

My guess on the wee Monday trip destination is..
He’s aff to adopt a wain from a wee Romanian orphanage, it’ll take one look at the bleep and say they’ll stay put Thankyou very much

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Reading Greedy’s “book”. Pure literature masterpiece that I bet

Why's he became a wee book worm lately.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Why's he became a wee book worm lately.

He's hoping to be the next celebrity children author.

 

[Freefalling]

Why's he became a wee book worm lately.

His books are usually fake ornaments and the Miss Greedy one looks like she went to the same school as Maz, fries your brain

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He's read the book already. They should have waited to put his review on the cover tbh.

"You should be so fuckin' proud of yourself." - The cleaning OG "I, Marion" Mcknight (no ma bad spelling)

"I don't have words to put into this." - another quote for his crap book of motivational quotes.