Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

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Who the fuck is calling wee Hot Dog Heed an influencer ?!! Just himself? Aye thought so.
 
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Oh god I’m so embarrassed for him don’t know if I can keep looking. The cringe is real
 
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Aww bless her, oan the sweet Pinot Grigio tonight. Let’s pray for a drunk live Hannah looks absolutely done with his shit already.
 
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Is he wearing his (pink) tracksuit underneath his woodlouse coat in London?!?!?!

Thread title suggestion: He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie.
 
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Ffs mario! London is one of my fave places! I got engaged there, now you’ve plagued it with you sharts! Feck off back to paisley! We don’t claim you here! He’s prob got his shart card in his bag with spare y fronts so aye.
 
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Wow you can tell he's no been far fae his bedshit before. Like a wee shrieking lassie running roon that London wae his toddler sized Peach trackie oan.

Actually embarrassed for him the way he's acting. The excitement has brought out the grandiose behaviour, he's the only person calling himself an influencer
 
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From Hannah's account.

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Just seen Greedy is on her way to London so I assume he’s down for something to do with her. What a sad bastard.

A need tae know how he’s getting back up the road.
 
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That’s good hen I had visions of you talking about Marion when you were coming round glad you’re ok
As long as ah wisnae talking like him

Speaking of which ah think Hannah huz gave him too many sweeties the day, shouting influencer aroon London, ah'm affronted fur him. Ah hope wee Deek does a midnight flit.

 
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Please tell me I have the kerry katonas and he’s nae wearing the peach tracksuit, please
 
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It's sad that at 39 he's that excited about being in London. You'd swear he was in NYC, it's so embarrassing! I've been to London countless times, both on day trips and overnight stays for gigs/shows and I had a good time but wouldn't rush back - it's not my cup of tea and much prefer other cities, but I doubt he's been anywhere else so has nothing to compare London to.
 
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Hannah and The Giant Peach on the wine - please keep posting Martin - give us the content we deserve after waiting all day
Hannah and the Giant Peach needs tae be in the next thread title almost ripped ma beak clean aff!
 
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