When you sniff your hand after they've been doon your oxters feelin' yerself
When you sniff your hand after they've been doon your oxters feelin' yerself*puts hand inside armpit and lipsynchs 'I'm feelin maself... feelin maself' *
Cleaning with Mario #10 The council cuts his hair same time as they do the grassHe's probably got one of these that you can do your own hair with.
Or as we suspect he is bunging a fiver to the coonsil man to do his barnet when he's finished trimming the grass verges. Those weed whackers strimmer things have a long handle so I guess he can still be 6 feet away?
I didn’t think it was a direct dig at her but really can’t decipher his wittering today.That’s what I am talking about ^^^ Look at the greed bit - coincidence? Or just rambling on??
Pure pishedJust when I think his stories can’t get any more confusing!
Nae debates and nae negative vibes on Marlene’s page
View attachment 114351
New thread title suggestion:Just when I think his stories can’t get any more confusing!
Nae debates and nae negative vibes on Marlene’s page
View attachment 114351
ThisNew thread title.
Cleaning with Mario #10 Tom Ford fake, hunners of melts. Good vibes only that’s youse telt.
This is my particular favouriteThis
Maybe someone could gift him a padded toilet seat to make this difficult time a little easier on his arseSo super Mario has a dose of the shits. Well it’s not just a dose of the shits. It has to be so much more with him. It’s IBS. The rest of us eat something dodgy and we get a dose of the shits... but not Mario. His arse is special.
With grey padding to match that horrific padded mirror in his living room!Maybe someone could gift him a padded toilet seat to make this difficult time a little easier on his arse
I'm pretty sure he's said before that he does cut his own hairWhat I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
Since he is a boring bastard maybe we should just keep the same thread title and just change the numberI've been a Tattler for a while now and I just have to say Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs is by far the greatest thread title I've ever seen on here.
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?