Thats never gonna happen once we get enough money on go find me to buy his dreem hoose and burn it to the groon
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No.YOU MARIO are sitting around drinking quite a lot so shut up you alcoholic witch
YES!!!!! He always says he doesn’t really drink yet he’s always going on about it! He also has a full wine rack and drink in his fridge any time there on show and aaaaalllwaaays goes on about pink gin!
I am pretty sure he also recently bought one of those flash mops that use wipes as well (the one that Hinch has
) because I remember at the time that I was surprised he got a second mop as he used to go on and on about his spinning mop. I hate myself for having knowledge of his mop collection.
In that case he definitely doesn’t need a third mop!I am pretty sure he also recently bought one of those flash mops that use wipes as well (the one that Hinch has
Hope it’s his wage he’s spending and not Derek’sWhat happened to just using a mop and bucket?! He only has about 30cm of Lino in his dolls house so what the duck is he gonna do with a £100 steam mop 
Canny wait to see it pride of place in his living room
Canny wait to see it pride of place in his living room
This! 100% this! He’s like the Mr Muscle guy on the advert, only smaller, and with more germs and less hygiene.
I’ve not long been on this thread, he was mentioned on the hinch one so I thought I’d pop over for a toot, can I ask why does he have a Hoover in his front room? Is it for show? Maybe he should put it in a glass case
i love love it ....game changer ...should have done it months ago ...iv been looking to buy one for ages and I just thought..f*ck it ..tag Hinchy ..tag Shark ...then put it pride of place next to his other ornamental Shark beside the bathroom cabinet in his tat filled lounge ..so aye !!!
I think his boujee sel will put it in the kitchen at a jaunty angle
I think you’ve all got it wrong. The steamers not for he’s flairs at all......... it’s he’s new skin care journey, he,ll lay down and Wee Dezza will steam his super llergic, exeema skin top to bottom. 
Hahahahahahahaha
yes! I don’t think he looks very clean caus he’s always in that flat looking housecoat that he cleans in or bobbled primani tracky! He made me gag with the TikTok saying he was more ghetto than JLo! 
Haha I think he’s trying to broaden his horizons by introducing skincare to his page. He wants to be relatable probably so he can become an influencer and get freebies from a wider range of companies!I think you’ve all got it wrong. The steamers not for he’s flairs at all......... it’s he’s new skin care journey, he,ll lay down and Wee Dezza will steam his super llergic, exeema skin top to bottom.
He needs a mop on his head more like
Never forget ma luvlies xxx
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I think he's looking to branch out into kitty litter or cat food.Hahahahahahahaha
Haha I think he’s trying to broaden his horizons by introducing skincare to his page. He wants to be relatable probably so he can become an influencer and get freebies from a wider range of companies!
Poor wee lamb is having a can’t be arsed day today. He’s clearly feeling the strain of no one sending him any freebies. Bless.
I just don’t get it? He is only funny to us because he doesn’t realise what a prat he is, I don’t understand how he can be funny in the usual sense of the word. Also this is off someone else’s insta, I am very surprised he hasn’t posted it himself.
Are people stupid? How can they not see his stories are lies? His fake forced laugh is a tell straight away!
That you can never have enough wax melts
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I’ve been watching Mario for a while now, and I can quite clearly remember him saying recently ‘I could have had two holidays with the money that I waste’. This can’t have been more than a few weeks ago, yet now he’s gone & bought a top of the range steam mop for two tiny floors! You couldn’t make it up!
The thing is, the person who he seems to aspire to will have had most, if not all, of their extensive Shark collection gifted. He’s just wasting more of his own money.
The thing is, the person who he seems to aspire to will have had most, if not all, of their extensive Shark collection gifted. He’s just wasting more of his own money.
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