Is this a new post hes done? I can't see it xHe is off his head showing everyone where he stays. Anyone who knows paisley now all know where he lives. Is he that desperate for a pal during lock down
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Fly tip chique aka the new rug 
it does actually look like it fell out a skip and moanio picked it up and took it tae his house he built from the groooouuund up
it does actually look like it fell out a skip and moanio picked it up and took it tae his house he built from the groooouuund up
That rug is offensive. His Kerry Katona mustβve been playing up when he bought that!
Got a fright there
but alas, I've not been blocked!! I was wondering what you guys meant about saying you know exactly where he lives from his posts.You just can never be too careful of what you post, I remember when we moved house and I posted a pic on my private instagram of the kids playing in the garden, an old school friend messaged to say that I had bought her Gran's house as she recognised it right away!
You just never know
that's why the folk we speak of on this website can't really come back and moan about us Tattlers, everything we speak of is in public domain.The nhs one with them clapping out of the window.
WTF - has that rug time travelled from the 70s 
Rayn at 4 months old - photo of Melvin pouting and the cat can barely be seen 
That rug is awful and everything clashes because he has warm undertones and cool undertones going on (he needs to go get his 'colours' done like women did in the 80's) so everything is jarring to the eye. As well as the fact that there is just too much. No style at all.
Plus it's a massive peeve of mine when rugs are just plonked in the middle of a room like an island you have to walk around.
That rug is awful and everything clashes because he has warm undertones and cool undertones going on (he needs to go get his 'colours' done like women did in the 80's) so everything is jarring to the eye. As well as the fact that there is just too much. No style at all.
Plus it's a massive peeve of mine when rugs are just plonked in the middle of a room like an island you have to walk around.
I love you darling @cleaningupthecrap Sometimes I think you are my brain and are saying what I think without me having to type itRayn at 4 months old - photo of Melvin pouting and the cat can barely be seen
That rug is awful and everything clashes because he has warm undertones and cool undertones going on (he needs to go get his 'colours' done like women did in the 80's) so everything is jarring to the eye. As well as the fact that there is just too much. No style at all.
Plus it's a massive peeve of mine when rugs are just plonked in the middle of a room like an island you have to walk around.
That rug is something else 
Love you too, *clinks glass to yours and daydreams that we are Kim and Kanye in that video on the motorbike*I love you darling @cleaningupthecrap Sometimes I think you are my brain and are saying what I think without me having to type it
Itβs such a strange layout, surely his little legs are never going to reach that footstool and you would need to stand up and walk over to get stuff off that βtableβ its all too awkward.
I canβt see that, I wonder if he has deleted it because it showed his location, all a bit late because he has shown the view from his window on countless occasions.
I dream of me and you on a tractor in our support vests, dragging a trailer of the Melvin thread degenerates to our bunker in the desert!Love you too, *clinks glass to yours and daydreams that we are Kim and Kanye in that video on the motorbike*
ONE DAY MY LOVE!!!1!!!!1!!! With our bespoke tractor #gifted #ad
Yas I'm up for that!
Hop in hun! I've been stockpiling EVvvvvvvvvaMeeeeeyyyyyyy wax melts and crisss so we will all be nourished with crap. Salmon coloured rugs will be issued to all
Awww I'm gifting youse a bespoke boujee couples rat slanket in plush greeee 
You have just reserved your space on the bespoke grey throne on our trailer of lurrrvvveeeeeeeAwww I'm gifting youse a bespoke boujee couples rat slanket in plush greeee
Can we do morning PE lessons. Instead of with Joe Wickes, we can lay out our salmon mats and do a dance along to Melvinβs Whitney/Little Mix fav tunes. Obvs followed by chillaxing in our grey plush stained slanket watching kids films
@Frankensooze can give us all a bronzed makeover and pat in our eye gel
@Frankensooze can give us all a bronzed makeover and pat in our eye gel
Nope - I think it's Scent of a Melvin 2. Coming in a bougie salmon-coloured wax melt real soon.
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