That's just reminded me, you were meant to take one for the team and cook this "soup" with "cold water" and 4 tomatoes "chopped into chunks" so aye!
That's just reminded me, you were meant to take one for the team and cook this "soup" with "cold water" and 4 tomatoes "chopped into chunks" so aye!I’d forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
Lot of vampires in Paisley ma lovelieI’d forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
And yet little Derek works at Marks and Sparks and their food is fabulous said whilst eating a packet of Percy’sHe thinks he's winning at life eating out, truth is it's cheap ass frozen food in at best the likes of Linwood Farmpile it high, sell it low.
Lets hope 2023 brings us as many clutching our beak moments and let's mop kick the fuck out the year
I’d forgotten about his Mary Berry era. Two TABLESPOONS of garlic powder
I hear that @Babybail93 wants to message him taeHe shud turn oan his DM's and oor very ain @hopethishelpsallthebest kin send him her bespoke pichures
The speech marks, I’d forgotten this gem! I think my favourites this year have been the power points we were treatit to when he got his new lappy and of course the miss firing of the canonThe raspberries went into a drink full of syrup and lemonade ma lovelie
How do ya get a new phone and manage not to transfer everything? Impossible.Marion is also an iphone owner. More debt.
Another 2022 treatit:
Hissalttomato soup "recipe"
"Bonnie appetite!" (No ma quote)
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Terry Waite hud mair activities when he wuz a hostage in Beirut. Fur oor younger Tattlers it wuz Beirut in Lebanon and no Paisley. Naeboady wud survive being hostage in Paisley #iydkgtkGenuinely my 3 year old has had more experiences and days out this year than this clampit.
Screaming, furgoat aboot the song and how bad he missedA wee bespoke treetit for you'se
To be fair I’ll be joining him. I’m sure I heard my current husband mutter “chunky” under his breathWay his diet and recent 50 stone weight gain we’re defo gawn on a hypertension and diabetes journee ma luvlies am sure a itWe’ll be back seeing 3 measly cut up grapes and the muller yoghurts very soon and so forth so aye
OMG that whole segment was hilarious and cringey in equal measureA wee bespoke treetit for you'se
He hasn’t lost any photos he’s just attention seeking.I cannot believe that bellend can’t transfer data from one phone to another.
If he starts calling ye Marion it's time fur a divorce ma lovelieTo be fair I’ll be joining him. I’m sure I heard my current husband mutter “chunky” under his breath
OMG that whole segment was hilarious and cringey in equal measure
FFS I've just nearly choked on ma ice creamTattlers I have a theory, bear with…..
I actually think Mario is a fictional character, played by the Scottish comedienne Susan Calman. His/her insta is in fact a parody account that she has put together for her next tour. Mario CANNOT be a real person? Even looks like Susan
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How did he manage to lose everything wasn't he using the phone when he was shown off the new phone cover? Who is desperate for s new phone, gets it then doesn't 'use it' for least 5 weeks. That resl reason he was aff the app until new year because he had fuck all to post.He's lost all his pictures and video's through changing his phone over...apparently.
Bollocks!. Don't believe him. Strange how he managed to have this one
I suppose we have copies if he asks nicely
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Dedicated to Mario
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