See Mr S would do it if I
he did take down all the outside (smell the wealth) lights though, so aye you can’t have everything (he also conveniently had a sore back today) 
Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year
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he did take down all the outside (smell the wealth) lights though, so aye you can’t have everything (he also conveniently had a sore back today) 
Just catching up Ma lovelies. Hannah theNo, Mario. You've been dumped by Ava May.
Can nay wait to see how he's going to be able to make I, Mario scents in his one bedroom flat.
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What with this news, and Kenny’s posts, plus all your new stations planned for June, she will need a lie down. No bumming fort for wee Deek tonight. Spine bright! 
Bloody hate that job! Mario loves it because she is a total whopper
Bloody horrible, depressing job hen. I dread to think how much dust accumulates in his hovel having it up for six months of the year
Would you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?
Carrying the packages in his Roy Cropper shopping bag ma lovelyA cannae wait for the images of maz cooking up some wax melts in the kitchen like breaking bad, packaging them up, spelling the names/addresses wrong, hauling them ontae the McGills and down tae the post officewhut will the bespoke scents be I wonder ma loveleis
Ma boyfriend is rolling aboot in bed “wit are you laughing at”
am actually shaking the whole bed laughing ma luvlie. Calling Maz a fat slut will never no be funny
Ah bet he thinks ye u're making mair Marion's joabby pichures ...which wud be true ma lovelie
She looks like the jobs worth receptionist at my doctors who guards appointments with her life unless I ring 50 years in advance yet they only give appointments out at 8am but they're always fully booked and want to know my ailments over the phone to decide if I'm worthy to book in. Swerved right out my lane there....that witch
We need a thread of just wax melts suggestions
the fun would never end!!!Mouldy make up
Salt soup
Exploding excrement
Bespoke big beak
Mushroom medley
*Edited to add in some.wax melt ideas for Maz
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There's no way Marion is going to set up her own business. Every fucker would find out her address and compromise her security. I'd order stuff just to leave horrific reviews and send them back. You're better off staying as a 3 hour a week cleaner, you fat duck.
my 2023 Mario McKnight wish list 
starts his own wax melt business - Utterly Bespoke Wax Melts and So Forth Ltd brings back the singing in bed videos while Derek ignores him in the background shows us inside the cupboard in the hall 
for him to actually apply one of the 748394 lip balms he owns every day takes us on a door handle replacement journey for him to actually get a life instead of 
Sorry if this one has been mentioned already but “bleep washings” would be an abzaloot stapul wax melt in the I, Marion range. Along with “frozen fresh raspberries” “seeznul scent” and “honkin hoosecowat”
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG 
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG
Sorry to hear this. You are so right xHappy new year tattlers.
Was working nightshift over the ny.
Nothing more humbling than dealing with a death as the ny starts
You only get 1 life and watching this idiot cream his pants over a tea and coffee station is so sad and worthless. No wonder he’s too embarrassed to show his photos.
6 months planning. The excitement to see what he plans for summer is too much
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His plans fir summer will be planning autumn nights in aw cosy
Would l shite
Sorry need tae say this scent name isnae ma passion. Ma passion wid be "sneeznul scent".Sorry if this one has been mentioned already but “bleep washings” would be an abzaloot stapul wax melt in the I, Marion range. Along with “frozenfresh raspberries” “seeznul scent” and “honkin hoosecowat”
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG
Aw the rest a will be up there fighting wae ye if yeh need hawners xxxx
Tunzaluv dawl xxxxxxxx
Aye but a bet ye don't have wee bespoke squirrels in it!I’ve actually put cling film round my tree and put it straight through the loft opening cause I have loft space (smell the wealth) and my tree isn’t decorated like something out of whoville. Thought I would try the internet hack and by duck it seemed to work
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I think he'll just be hanging on for this bespoke tit she's been waffling about! Let's be honest, Mario thought 'his scent' was bespoke so he'd no be blending his own fragrances (we shall wait and see if there is anything 'new and bespoke' about AMA...). He'd be churning out the exact same as everyone else, only months later than everyone else sourcing the 'latest' cleaning scent fad. It would be so easy for him to do, but he's too lazy! And he needn't pretend he isn't because it's about loyalty or anything else as he was the one quick to expose AMA administration and probably in turn customers' confidence.I'm loving this "bought it months ago" I'm stealing that for when Mr Hunners questions when I got new stuff while I'm saving for 3 holidays this year
Also has Hannah patches him or is he getting involved in her new "bespoke scents" I don't imagine him going solo
I find it interesting that other than Mario, the other instabegs/'reps' have all moved on. Hinch with the rubbish Tesco candles hasn't been seen with a wax melt, nevermind AMA wax melt, for months/years. Roisin Thompson was making candles with/for some other woman recently...and well Mario has his boxes full of every other wax melt brand. Really doesn't say much for the products! Now you've only got a little desperate man occassionally showing them when there's something in it for him, whilst the rest of his time seems to be buying cheap candles from TK Maxx or sourcing the budget Yankee melts HB stocks. It's almost as though others have better scents, better throws, etc. for the price! If he was bringing in more than a handful of sales, would you get rid of 'his scent'?
Ah've heard ye wur the first tae sign up fur a bespoke I 'Marion' wax melt hame party Suzy doll. But ye wur disappointed that it didnae include Anne Summer's gear, and it's a minimum of six months booking time.Would l shite
At least Marion huz enough criss and snack bowls fur the parties.
I’d like to add “Stonking slippers” to that list hen, along with “ feeling cute in Beirut “ and “ nippy bum bum “ , it’s going to be one hell of a bespoke range is this wan straight from the fragrance house. Nae copying of these wans and that’s for sure, so tons of blessings to youse aw on this day of dawnSorry if this one has been mentioned already but “bleep washings” would be an abzaloot stapul wax melt in the I, Marion range. Along with “frozenfresh raspberries” “seeznul scent” and “honkin hoosecowat”
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG
“Dreaming of castlevicci” “chewed ear” and plain and simple “McGills”.. so many different directions he could take this hens I am excited..
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