Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

[Caw1982]

I'm actually crying.
I love it here.
Marion. You officially aren't well, but duck me you're funny as duck

 

[Doodlebug71]

Thats aww am saying the day hens

 

[Marley234]

Thats aww am saying the day hens

Looks like the supervillain he truly is hens

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I read an article yesterday about Hinch and how she’s made 2 1/2 mil this last year and 5 mil over the past 2 years. Meanwhile here’s Martin sitting in his postage stamp not even having made 20p off this app. I mean, Hinch is a bleep but you can’t deny she’s made the most out of insta and is now sitting in her massive house where her kids ensuite is bigger than the whole of Martins bedsit

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

See when this wee smelly hermit packs away his autumm and chrismass stuff does he pack away the wax melts, wax burners, mugs, hot chocolate in with the actual chrismass/autumm decorations?

H has eventually sent Marion packing only took her about 2 years.
Bigger things coming that ship sailed Marion about 4 years ago when you rejected every job opportunity going (apparently).
Even if it was for you it been awful to watch I don't even need to explain them they all there in the reels.
Salesman has never been his strongest point unless your middle aged deluded women that follows him then they're right there splashing their petty cash on overpriced, tacky shite.
That's retivaly it fae me ma lovelies
Sprine bright, show your colours an so forth.

His new cushion covers are tit !

They remind me of those covers people used to have on their wicker style conservatory furniture late 80s early 90s vibe.

Or picnic cushions.
They are awful.

 

[teaandgoss101]

‘I will be phasing out the scent’ naw he’s no fae real. He needs phasing out, the fat mess.

Phasing out the scent that anyone can go on Amazon and buy for a couple of quid. He is such a twit.

 

[Macmama]

@Babybail93 are you Kenny ma wee darlin ALSO Mario pass on tae that thing you live with the league is ours after today, bet he’s greeting so aye

He’ll be stomping aboot in his wee kids size Timbalands. Are ye raaaaging Deek. Are ye?

 

[One-of-hunners]

I'm loving this "bought it months ago" I'm stealing that for when Mr Hunners questions when I got new stuff while I'm saving for 3 holidays this year

Also has Hannah patches him or is he getting involved in her new "bespoke scents" I don't imagine him going solo

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Also has Hannah patches him or is he getting involved in her new "bespoke scents" I don't imagine him going solo

Mario hinted about starting his own wax melt business last year. Never going to happen or will be a disaster.

 

[lala-xx]

The patter on here is unreal. I have to say “clutching ma bespoke beak” has been a highlight but you lot are hysterical

 

[Babybail93]

The patter on here is unreal. I have to say “clutching ma bespoke beak” has been a highlight but you lot are hysterical

It really is the best of the “influencer” threads. Always light hearted, no drama and the craic is amazing!

 

[SuzyE]

So it finally happened. His fake mate Hannah kicked him to the curb as we expected I'd love to have heard the conversation between Hannah and her bloke on how they would tell him.

Hey Mario, if you love your scent that much, buy the few that's left.
And use your petty cash on a nose reduction job not arse implants...Just saying

 

[orangeboom]

It would be like a blooper scene from breaking bad in the squat, marion (in a pinny) screeching at deek to “bleeping help me will you.. this was ooor dream deek” while the wax is bubbling over in the pan and the rest of the gaff gets the same bespoke fire damaged wallpaper for real at the hands of Walter McWhite

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

A cannae wait for the images of maz cooking up some wax melts in the kitchen like breaking bad, packaging them up, spelling the names/addresses wrong, hauling them ontae the McGills and down tae the post office whut will the bespoke scents be I wonder ma loveleis

 

[Summergirl1]

Mario hinted about starting his own wax melt business last year. Never going to happen or will be a disaster.

Think she got this from Santa so aye

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

It really is the best of the “influencer” threads. Always light hearted, no drama and the craic is amazing!

Yes, sing it Hen. Everyone here is absolutely lovely. Best threads on this wide of the world web.

 

[mrsbucket]

Off we go, on a wee working from hame journey, I cannae wait.

Marion's expectations
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Marion's reality and so forth.
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I have the back to work blues tonight and this has fair cheered me up Beak is well and truly clutched.

Keep you power and hold your phone high!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Oft he’s spending his petty cash this weekend hens. I’d love to get to know how the duck he has so much “petty cash” and why the duck he calls it that
Also I’m not letting this one go……Mario, how’s Deek the night….in bed huffing ?
Thought so.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Only Marion would start a ‘business’ jurnee in a cost of living crisis. We all haven’t got petty cash and cost of living payments to throw around like he does. Hunner percent he will be offering Klarna, sat on his laptop like a boss witch. I cannae wait for him to cock this up like he daes everything else.

 

[Madge2022]

Ah'm a bit late tae the Netflix Dahmer ...been designing my loo roll stashun fur six months. Anyhoo, ah think they used Marion's gaff tae fillum, ah'm sure that's his black tampon fone and nae debates!