Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[Madge2022]

We already know that Mario’s dick is so small it just looks like a swollen clit. So I really do think Derek just thinks he’s with a woman

Stoap it ah didni huv ma Tena lady oan

Thank frig!. But it'll kill him to not post until Christmas eve, so l don't believe we'll not hear from it until then because he can't keep off the gram

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The friggin state of those two creeps. Old Joe ninety there with his massive glebs on
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If he hud a tache it wud look like he's wearing fake comic glasses

 

[Badaboom]

I am so glad that I Mario, Patron Saint, Saviour of Small Businesses was able to give his very own sisters business such a tremendous boost. His engagement must be dire, I am sure she already had over 1000 followers when he shared her page?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Oh he cannot wait to get that monstrosity down (I’m sorry but I can nae longer refer to it as a tree) . He’s going on about his last grid post of 2022 but it’s no even Christmas yet? So, so weird.
However I feel blessed he’s “with us till Xmas Eve” or I’d have had a breakdown and nae debates.
Lots of love ma lovelies especially that @Babybail93

 

[One-of-hunners]

Oh he cannot wait to get that monstrosity down (I’m sorry but I can nae longer refer to it as a tree) . He’s going on about his last grid post of 2022 but it’s no even Christmas yet? So, so weird.
However I feel blessed he’s “with us till Xmas Eve” or I’d have had a breakdown and nae debates.
Lots of love ma lovelies especially that @Babybail93

Hes only with us till Christmas Eve cause that's when his breakdown is scheduled in for. He's too busy to huv it just noo

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Hes only with us till Christmas Eve cause that's when his breakdown is scheduled in for. He's too busy to huv it just noo

I spend so long trying to work him out, but I can’t and tbh I’ve dealt with some real half wits in my time nothing he does or says is normal!

 

[Madge2022]

My money is oan a Whitney jurney noo wit wi the fillum coming oot crissmas day. I wunner if any pichures wull be open and if he wull go oan crissmas day?

 

[#noinfluencer]

With that being his last grid post of 2022, THANK FOOK we won't see that bloody tress again, lads!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Stop with the 1111 numbers you dick.
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The size of that bleeping Beak man it’s Huge!!!!!
Looks like the filter jumped from him to Dumdim Derek as he’s looking like a five year old kid
Pair of bleeping weirdo’s!!!!!!
Can’t wait for the Christmas jammies this year Ma lovlies, that should be a right treat

 

[Madge2022]

With that being his last grid post of 2022, THANK FOOK we won't see that bloody tress again, lads!

He wull huv hud hunners oaf DMs begging him tae keep poasting the tress ma lovelie.

 

[Badaboom]

With that being his last grid post of 2022, THANK FOOK we won't see that bloody tress again, lads!

Last of the grid posts but he promised nothing about his stories, so he will probably still alarm us with the monstrosity for a few more days yet.

 

[peachy-keen]

Does this mean we won’t see a reel of him and Deek doing a video transition into their silky pyjamas on Christmas Eve? Gutted

 

[SuzyE]

One of these girls being the friend, Natalie who he fell out with. What a hypocrite

Ffs, he's like the grim reaper tonight
We all know what it's like to lose a loved one, but this freak is doing a good job at bringing people down with him

 

[Freefalling]

One of these girls being the friend, Natalie who he fell out with. What a hypocrite
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Ffs, he's like the grim reaper tonight
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He's trying to ease his guilty conscience

 

[Doodlebug71]

So the strangler fingered clutching his massive beaked bleep is prowling cemeteries at night,what's the betting he gets accosted in the cemetary by one his luvlees do aye

 

[teaandgoss101]

He is such a bleeping grief tourist.

form someone who has lost their dad and it would have recently been 60. I can’t stand people like Marion who piggy tail off the back of others grief.

you haven’t experience it Marion but yet those who have mope less than you !

Live a little you stupid bleep instead of visiting graves of those you Wasn’t even close to you stupid bleep

Sorry he has hit a nerve tonight

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Hello my lovelies.
I haven't really been watching the bald hermit as much this past week as I have a life that isn't on that app and tbh I am just bored to high heavens of seeing the same mundane posts (his tree, sharing of music videos, sharing of winter pics in America - sad bastid)
Is it normal to have so much hatred for one person? See that fuckin emoji, gets my back up too.
His “house” would not have been featured on that programme because for a start he lives in the dodgiest close in the whole of the UK in a flat on the roof of a building that Looks like something from Kosovo. Legit the most grim looking building, I can only imagine the smell of stale Junkie piss in the communal landing so aye.
his bespoke bedsit is cluttered to high heavens, no chance he would have been on that show. He’s a fuckin delusional ugly wee Bastid hens and I’ve had enough of his tit.
well I’ve done one massive u turn there out of my own lane so il mop kick the tit out myself and get myself class, whilst reversing back into my lane.
Aye tons a love xxxxxx

 

[Manbagzda]

Ew what's gwarnin with those plates. Looks like a toddlers tried to colour them in with his HB pencil . Needs a wee bit a pink stuff oan them so he does. Tattie hearts xxx

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Another takeaway.

 

[honey&lemon]

His idea of living life is a takeaway in bed

It’s the week leading up to Christmas, something he’s been banging on about for months, and he’s doing duck all!

How infuriating it must be for the family of that poor girl he knew (I refuse to say she was his friend after he admitted he didn’t speak to her for a year before she died) that he uses her death for content and then posts this sort of shite!

 

[SuzyE]

We all know how much of a lazy bastard he is, but he's just taken himself to a whole new level.
You lazy little scroat eating a full meal in your bed. You're rotten to the core