Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

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orangeboom

He will be rolling his eyes at the vulgarity on tattle ma lovelies! Careful marion you’ll flatten your lashes back doon!
I wonder if he’s away to see sing it Whitney hen at the cinema, cut a wee button mushroom sized hole in the popcorn box to surprise deek. Who am I kidding he’s defo asexual
 
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windupmerchant

Jesus!! You lot! Am howling!!! Had to clean ma glasses so ma kerry katonas could keep reading n then the picture on the drinks trolly - oh ma lovelies

the wee wank stain banned me so living vicariously through youse lot!
 
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SuzyE

You know he'll have been on here at some point for a nose, because he can't help himself, especially when it'll be killing him staying off the gram.

Hi Mario, we see you
 
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Ferguson

He will be sat in the freezing cold bedsit sulking. Candy Cane Lame will be long gone to the communal bin.

There's nae way you can make a comma last tae new year fatty
 
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Tamzinmac

Don't mind me everyone jumping right out ma ain Lane to put ma 2 bobs worth in ... his latest post about how it brings him.peace and comfort having everything back to normal in his flat ... thought having all his Xmas shite up brought him peace and comfort? Thought all the autumn stuff brought him peace and comfort too? Honest to fuck I don't think he knows what brings him "peace and comfort" if anything at all even does, aw the likes and engagement on insta maybe comes close tho
 
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SuzyE

Well look who couldn't stay off the gram. Tattlers 1 - Mario 0

That flat looks colder than it was before, especially with it's 90s black decor
 
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teaandgoss101

SuzyE said:
Well look who couldn't stay off the gram. Tattlers 1 - Mario 0

That flat looks colder than it was before, especially with it's 90s black decor
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Why the foook has he put a scenic view on his TV. I know it’s beruit outside his window but he could take his lazy fat arse to the country side ! I mean Scotland has some beautiful scenery! And you have this cunt in his tat cell with a scenic picture on his TV. What a total wank stain
 
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mrsbucket

He's such a shite talker isn't he? Says he puts up his xmas decs in November because 'You do you hen! Live life now! You can't take it wi' ya!' and in the next breath he finds 'peace and comfort' from taking them down? Never known such a desperately tragic existence.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

SuzyE said:
Well look who couldn't stay off the gram. Tattlers 1 - Mario 0

That flat looks colder than it was before, especially with it's 90s black decor
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Is that a wee bed side table by the mirror? Makes total sense if it is. Dressing room mirror? -in the living room, bed side table? - in the living room, bathroom cabinet? - in the living room. Dishing up Chinese? Why, on the beds you fucking morons!
 
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SuzyE

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Is that a wee bed side table by the mirror? Makes total sense if it is. Dressing room mirror? -in the living room, bed side table? - in the living room, bathroom cabinet? - in the living room. Dishing up Chinese? Why, on the beds you fucking morons!
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And a couple thinks this classless, tasteless fool should be doing interior design...Pfffttt he hasn't got a clue.
Don't give up your day job cleaning toilets mate
 
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bigmouth1927

Oooo hens! Been laid up in bed feeling so poorly. I'm done. Think I weed a little reading this!
The fat slags had her bones rattled by the orange man. Orange jizz everywhere. Nae debates!
 
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paperbackwriter89

Absolute depression session at the B&W bedsit. Fat slag couldn’t wait to rip doon Candy Cane Lame, she hated it!
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

I have never seen a more depressing living room than that right now. It looked better with the monstrosity Tree , so aye
 
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