Am that fat that am struggling to reach round to wipe ma arse. Mr Margrit has been online looking at bidits if things don’t improve in the new year.
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Equivalent tae wan Marion sharty erse ma lovelie #iydkgtk
I work in a supermarket so as long as I can stand to scan the shopping and that ma belleh doesn't flop over the belt, I'll be ok.Spine bright hens, you do you. I'm sure your clients will understand you needed to treatit yersel this festive time of Christmas.
Good job we don't have chairs as otherwise I'd probably get stuck! 
Until then, the night is young so #fuckit #treatitmaself #livelife
Sorry to be dead crude but on the subject of being fat, one of my best pals put in the group chat the other day that her boyfriend has started bending her over the bath to shag her and she thinks it’s because she’s put on so much weight. Too funny no tae share wae you funny bastards.
Wonder what Derek bends Marion over since they’ve no got a bath or any flair space for that matter.
Wonder what Derek bends Marion over since they’ve no got a bath or any flair space for that matter.
She never said, just said he grabs her before bed and bends her over the bath. I’m actually in tears laughing as a type this as her voice note about it made me laugh so much. So many fattists in the world hen.Naw, just naw. Does he put a paper bag ower her heid tae?
Marion gets draped over the drinks trolley. Deek rolls the fat bleep all around the bespoke vinyl. Nah seriously I'm convinced this is a companion relationship. There's no sex going on there. As for your friend, maybe it's going to lead onto scat play and so forth, as he does seem fond of the bathroom. Tell her to tell him, that his passions aren't hers and to stay in his ain laine.
@menopausalmargrit why the bath?! decked here.
decked here.She loves anal. I got her a new butt plug for part of her Christmas. I can’t believe I just wrote that, Auch well.
Nae idea hen. I’ve just asked her but assume it’s because the bathroom is next to her bedroom.@menopausalmargrit why the bath?!
Just choked on my tunnocks wafer
#fatbitchproblems
duck offffff this has killed me
Riding her roond the high footfall area like a mobility scooter 
Just asked ma boyfriend if I ever got too fat would he shag me over the bath and he’s just looked at me as if I’ve been smoking a crack pipe
I’ll take that as a naw then, I hink a need a new bf ma luvlies!
Hen, I’m wan more Quality Street away from a Fupa
She has said that he said, “it’s a good angle”. I am screaming!@menopausalmargrit why the bath?!
I wish this could be a thread titleduck offffff this has killed me
Hens I’ve ate so much this Christmas I don’t need any more Prosecco or chocolates as everywhere I turn there is some, if it was martins place his beak would be touching it, and as for bending her over I think it just all goes on in the bumming fort on the concrete slab my lovelies x love your life! duck it. Deserved
Omg
So does he only shag her over the bath now? I take it it’s across the width of the bath rather than the length of it. So many questions 
Aye lovelie I too am wondering if they still have the sex in bedOmg
I’ve just caught up and am howling OMG I haven’t looked at Marion thread for a while and first thing I read about is someone getting shagged over the bath cos they’re getting fat - bleeping HILARIOUS This is the funniest place on the internet and NAE DEBATES 
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