I’ve booked to see the Whitney film on boxing dayI did a Whitney Peloton class today. Through my pain I did the odd beak clutch and a ‘sing it’ at the start of a track. God he’s ingrained into me the annoying little snidey bitch!!!
Ahv put ma membership on hold in December but that’s tap of ma list fur 3rd January. Peloton has been gathering dust since end of November.I did a Whitney Peloton class today. Through my pain I did the odd beak clutch and a ‘sing it’ at the start of a track. God he’s ingrained into me the annoying little snidey bitch!!!
Deek broke the fat cunts back last night hen. There's nae room to swing a Rayn, let alone have a wean in that snail shell, he calls a home. Aye.Wonder wit he’s popping the pills fur?
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It’s honestly the most unfestive tree I’ve ever seenOh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin lifeView attachment 1826204
He's so "boring"Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin lifeView attachment 1826204
Me again thinking this was what he was actually holding! That is how much of a twar I think Marion is that he would buy a product completely irrelevant to himDeek broke the fat cunts back last night hen. There's nae room to swing a Rayn, let alone have a wean in that snail shell, he calls a home. Aye.
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Did ye dae a wee acapella number at least tae ah wanti dance wi sumboady ma lovelieNaw hen, a was afrontit when I caught masel shouting sing it hen.
Brilliant wurk, even though it's no yer joab!I'm bespokely affronted that no wan a you'se has bothered tae pit the wee song together. Ah've just got hame and done it masel as a wee treatit.
You'se had better all sing along and so forth
On the 12th day of Marionmus tattle brought tae me,
12 fake pals lassies fur a cosy night in
11 beige meals oot
10 candy cane dildos
9 mop legs a kicking....
8 boyfriends a blazin
7 cunt washings
6 shart showers
FIVE SHARTY RINGS
Four squirrels rats in the loft
3 hairs on ma baldy heed
2 trees in the postage stamp
And wan annoying beaknose cunt
Up at 7am ! Aye hen most people are up well before that to start their day deal with kids or just get out to do a full time job ! And all that before he starts work for an early finish , just doing the full 40 mins the day then hen !Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin lifeView attachment 1826204
He’s an absolute embarrassment to being an adult. Wouldn’t know a days work if it whacked him in his huge beak! Sponging little prick thinks he’s a hard worker tooUp at 7am ! Aye hen most people are up well before that to start their day deal with kids or just get out to do a full time job ! And all that before he starts work for an early finish , just doing the full 40 mins the day then hen !
Ahhhh dang!!! A fellow Maz tattler on Peloton. We need to be friendsAhv put ma membership on hold in December but that’s tap of ma list fur 3rd January. Peloton has been gathering dust since end of November.
‘get bummed’‘Early finish’ ?? It’s hardly worth the lazy cunt bothering going to work! Back hame to plan Christmas Day outfits and tan. Get out the matching pyjamas, the ‘I believe’ Christmas Eve boxes, get bummed and then bed by ten.
Naw he’s no right.
Happy Xmas Eve, Eve ma lovelies. (Whatever the fuck that is)The plus side of him taking down his tree in a few days is the fact that we won't have to see it every friggin day
And l could throat punch anyone that says happy Christmas eve-eveIt's so stupid!
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